Egg?

Sure, but presumably evidence is needed for such an accusation. I’m not saying it didn’t happen, but I’ve seen no other allegations and am asking for evidence.

If they display this at his funeral, you’re gonna feel real silly.

I am specifically refraining from expressing my politics publicly, but I do have a question. Borne of curiosity, not to make any point.

Didn’t his brother die of alcoholism? I thought that’s why he doesn’t drink.

They have all of the time of the age of Aquarius leftover.

Interpret it how you will.

Sounds like a healthy relationship.

And that car, though.

I mean, it had nothing to do with him, but still. Goddamn sexy car.

Allegedly my great (maybe great great, I don’t know) grandmother tried to murder her husband by putting rat poison in his morning coffee. I don’t know if the forensics back then would have been able to identify that, but fortunately it didn’t matter because apparently rat poison floats.

I was never told what happened to her, though.

Sleep with him while in disguise, then accuse him of sleeping with someone else. Then you’ve managed both!

I thought the first part was so that you could give a valet the keys to park and retrieve your car, but not easily get to your belongings.

Was that employee Elvis?

Until I zoomed in, I thought Kevin was holding an astronaut figure (using a mobile client).

My six-year-old dances when they hear a song they like. They’re aware of money but not concerned about it since they don’t have any bills; they only care about it for occasionally buying a toy for themself. No one is paying them to dance.

I love seeing them dance and don’t hesitate at all to tell them so. There’s such unbridled joy in it. Skill isn’t even a concern - they’re just moving the way their body wants to in response to the music and I think that’s beautiful.

One of my favorite parts of the whole thing is that sometimes they’ll ask me to turn off a song so that they can stop dancing, like it’s an involuntary thing.

I was told the same thing literally across the country from you a decade and a half back.

Not to stereotype, but I’ve heard that a wizard is never late.

At a glance, I thought this was a picture of a mosquito.

Hey, I’m ~40 and this is that I do, too! Plus work.

Otto! You gotta do something! There’s a gremlin on the side of the bus!

That sounds like something someone with a degree in ozone would say!