My town had a “Video Tonight” and we were allowed one rental per week, leading to the following regular exchange:

“Want to go to Video Tonight?”

“No, I’d rather wait until tomorrow.”

So far, the main way I haven’t seen suggested.

I guess I owe my wife an apology.

Nice.

That’s one of my wife’s answers.

You’re very prompt.

When I was a kid, I got my hands on a PS/2 Y-adapter and so typed on two keyboards - left hand on one on my desk, right hand on one on a keyboard tray. I don’t know what my typing speed and accuracy were then, but a few years back an entire office of people tried to beat me in a typing test and couldn’t. Since then I’ve taken a typing test on a laptop while sitting in a hotel bed and gotten a score of 158 with, IIRC, 98.2% accuracy. (This was my best score but even since then all of my typing evaluations have gone well.)

I also use a trackball as exclusively as my environment allows, including while gaming (other than Minecraft). I’m not remotely a pro, but among my peers I tend to score highly in, for example, FPS’.

I’m not trying to brag; there are many better than I in both categories. The reason I bring these up is to demonstrate that something being the convention doesn’t automatically make it better and something being unfit for your preferences doesn’t make it inferior.

edit: AFAIK, I only have one left hand.

Also don’t unfixably break things in your body even with redundancies. That’s no fun, either.

Why?

Honestly, my first thought was that it sort of looked like a Mario level.

You sound like you steal from the forest. Abhorrent thief.