Clean up any bloodstains with cold water.

In a Buzz Lightyear kind of fashion. Most of the time, that’s good enough.

I reject your reality gravity and substitute my own!

This happened in my hometown, Rochester, NY. It has become an eternal part of local lore. You can find his mugshot everywhere.

Bill has seen.

This seemed almost plausible right up until the “Kid Rock.”

Who else has the motive, means, and opportunity?

You’d better have a muffler on that bicycle.

Wanna bet she did CrossFit to prepare?

Even selective people make bad selections now and then.

I get it, but it reads like Trump talking.

Trump lives in his head, where everything belongs to him, everything is because of him, and anything that doesn’t will eventually. Facts don’t matter unless they agree with what’s in his head. Besides, it’s not like he’s listening to anyone but himself.

This is g⠀⠀s.

You didn’t watch the movie, so here’s a series for you not to watch!

Not an issue for me with my old machines that can’t run Windows 11. Bit of a security risk, obviously, but it doesn’t aggravate me every time I use it.

I can smell this photo. It is not pleasant.

All babies do is cry and shit their pants, expecting you do something about it. They contribute nothing. Bastards is too mild, really.

Arrrggghhhh! It’s hideous! Make it go away!

True shitpost.

Wow, thanks for the info! We had no idea this was the case.