I feel like bananas are the same way:
too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, too green, perfectly ripe for an hour, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown, too brown
Did you mean to say “avocadoes”? Got 2 rotting in my fridge right now. :(
avocadoes
Both forms are accepted. 👍
I will not accept a rotting avo
Touché
I think you’re thinking about avocados
Bananas here last about three days of perfect, then become merely good for a few more
In the interim- fruit flies fruit flies fruit flies…
I’ve given up on keeping fresh fruit around.
Stovetop every time babe♡
Can’t be beat ♡
I have an air popper <3
I only just noticed your username. Lmao
I put our (cheap) air popper in a big box so it cant really “miss the bowl” :D
Two air poppers, a whirly pop, and a, bags of microwave shit for emergencies
And put sugar in the pot as soon as the first kernel starts to pop!
Make it in a pot. The taller the pot, the less popped corn will be touching the bottom, so less is burnt as the others take time to finish. 👌
Great tip
Alternatively, put 3 or so corns in the pot, wait for them to pop, then add the rest. They should all go quickly then without a chance to burn.
That’s exactly what I do.
What I mean by making them in the pot is that the popped corn rise from the bottom (pushed up by newly popped kernels), also without a chance to burn, whereas in a microwave all the corn will continue to be zapped by the electromagnetic waves even after being popped, for a significantly higher risk of burning.
Even if you keep the pot too long in the stove/hob, only the very bottom layer of corn will burn. 👍
Am I weird for liking slightly burnt popcorn? I’m not being sarcastic, it’s so good.
Yes but we like weird
What about burnt toast?
I’ve met a few that enjoyed it
You fuckin bet your ass I love me some burnt ass bread. Especially if it’s sourdough garlic bread. Char that motherfucker and scrape the roof of my mouth all god damn day.
Stop making your popcorn in the microwave!
Imagine making microwave popcorn. Smh
I have a popcorn popping machine like what they have in theaters. I was going to sell it because it takes up way too much space and I need the money, but then I tested it out and it is one of my favorite things. When I have cravings, I flood it full of perfectly cooked, salted, and oiled popcorn within minutes, and fill an 8 qt Instant Pot pot because cylinder shapes hold more popcorn than bowl shapes can.
Sometimes the adult thing to do is have popcorn for dinner.
I can smell this post and the disappointment.
Fake, 3:37 should still have some un-popped kernels.
So should 3:38.
Then you run for 3-5 seconds after it cools a moment, then let it rest in the microwave for about 20 seconds and it’ll keep popping in the hotbox.
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Aha but no more un-popped kernels!
Very burnt popcorn is such a horrific smell and it takes so long to go away.
But a little burnt(I do man a little) is awesome!
If rule 34 is for porn, then rule 37 is for corn
2 minutes and 13 seconds exactly for my popcorn.
It took several tries
Popcorn tastes so much better when you overcook it in the break room microwave at work.
I found the best way is coconut oil and a wok. Pops pretty much all of it, rarely burns any.
no wonder they call you the popcorn princess
