Ngl, as I’m sure its not actually Greeezy Newsom, but whoever they’ve got putting these posts together is goat-tier shit poster.
WHO KNEW THAT PIGGIES HIBERNATE. NOT I.
The last line is when I realized the satire style is different, and then saw Fan Account and the avatar.
Yea, I think many missed that.
It isn’t even an official Newsom account, just someone shitposting and using his name to piss off Dorito Mussolini a little extra.
God they’re gonna push this guy for 2028 aren’t they?
Well I would hope we could find someone with more qualifications than running a satire account.
We put a broke ass mother fucker posing as rich on a reality show as president and you think a satire account becoming president isn’t possible? I’m telling you, at this point, fictional characters are possible. These idiots will elect Futurama’s version of Nixon if they get a chance. “Agnew!!!”
Arooooooo!
Fictional characters?
i’d rather have the satire shitposter, please.
The AMERICAN left is demented. They literally believe democrats are worse than trump. You guys bitch that democrats don’t fight back and the moment one does, you guys shit on them and tear them apart, doing all of Trumps work for him. You all deserve this, it’s just a bitch that you’re all hurting the rest of the world with your B.s.
Bunch of babies refusing to vote Dem. You guys are responsible for trump, the left around the world hates you
He has literally attacked homeless people, stole their possessions, AND threw trans people under the bus by inviting Charlie Kirk (RIP BOZO) into his podcast and essentially saying trans people caused Kamala’s loss.
He’s a rich Californian who hates poor people AND is transphobic. Anyone who tries to rally people to vote for him EVEN BEFORE ANYTHING HAS EVEN HAPPENED clearly has not learned their lesson from the 2016 and 2024 losses and CANNOT BE TRUSTED.
He physically attacked a homeless person and robbed them? Is there footage? He murdered someone with a bus?? You said “literally” so im taking it as such.
And like I said, trump is better to you right? So fuck the Dems
He participated on multiple police raids against homeless camps and gleefully appeared on camera confiscating their possessions. So yes.
Once again, we are allowed to hate the corporate fellating shit heels BEFORE the primary. In two years. We can point out the obvious shortcomings and demand an actual progressive. Right up until the DNC chooses Gavin, despite what their voters want. Then we have to hold our nose and vote for the asshole that platforms Nazis while doing his best Blue Steel in his Gucci suit.
The primaries are a good point to bring up. Americans on the left bitch about who gets picked to run for president, but are you guys joining the Democratic Party? Are you voting on the primaries? Are you helping, donating and volunteering for the candidates you prefer? Just waiting for the party to pick a candidate and then complaining is useless. That’s how you get what happened last time, you guys demanded Biden step down at the 11th hour and he does and you guys saw the educated black lady alternative and went “eeew no, not that”
It’s why the rest of us think your entire country is nuts
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Bernie is another one, how do you demand that we remove all the old white men from power while demanding sanders? I want all of them out, on the right and left. Bernie has great ideas but he can’t even win the support of one party, how is he gonna win the whole country? Pick a younger candidate
The problem is not that they are old and white, it’s that they are taking corporate bribes and don’t give a shit about the next generation.
That’s not the case with Bernie. He’s too old now, but ten years ago he was more than good enough to make up for his oldness and his whiteness. Making himself a platform for AOC to stand on was a good thing as well.
I’ll take AOC for sure but I won’t make exceptions for Bernie. There’s no point to a rule or belief if you make exceptions
and the moment one does
still waiting for that moment.
I mean…thinking about the Democratic Party in terms of “they” is a little strange. Seem like anybody so steering that ship, to you?
But, for what’s left of their functioning and coherent apparatus…he’s certainly trying to make it impossible for them to not choose him.
It’s a sentiment based on multiple elections where voters did not get to participate in a Democratic primary.
I think we should give Joe Biden another shot.
I’d vote for Newsom. He’s not my favorite person but he’s a fine politician. I’d prefer a more progressive candidate (and will vote for one in primaries) but I honestly think Newsom would be good for the country.
I mean, I’ll vote for a turd in a hat over Trump, but I won’t be happy about it. I voted for Biden, I voted for Harris. But they’re awful candidates and were/would have been unable to address the core issues of our nation.
Newsom won’t do anything either. He’s another moderate Democrat who doesn’t know the struggles of the average American, but he’s learned to mimic Trump’s bully-esque messaging style. He’ll just continue exacerbating the core issues setting up the GOP for another long slide towards outright fascism, just like Biden did.
I’m worried about anyone who writes in all caps seeking more power.
He’s just another wealthy nepo baby who yearns for power.
But, hey ho, let’s keep making the same stupid decisions and hoping for different outcomes. Surely that will address the material conditions the average Americans live under.
Him or Kamala part 2
The fan account this is clearly signposted as being from?
Oh, I understand its a fan account. I still think it’s a sign the DNC is gonna latch on to Newsom because he’s the perfect representation of the same old shit with a new coat of paint.
Nobody gonna talk about the headline? This is like North Korea state news headlines.
SUPREME LEADER VISITS SAUSAGE FACTORY.
GREAT LEADER MEETS WITH GENERALS.
GREAT LEADER EATS ENTIRE SANDWICH.
Like, why is it news the president is doing something that all presidents routinely do?
For a moment I thought you wrote “GREAT LEADER MEETS WITH GENITALS.”, guess that could also have been true.
Bubba?
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To be fair, it was Rubio and Kennedy, they could put an owl to sleep with their bullshit.
No, to all caps. Yelling is not generally a good form of communication.
IT’S CALLED MOCKERY
JESUS CHRIST YOURE EITHER EXTREMELY OUT OF THE LOOP OR JUST BEING WILLFULLY IGNORANT. EITHER WAY, GET BETTER.
I HAVE ENABLED CAPSLOCK IN MY MIND. SO IT IS ACTUALLY YOU WHO IS NOT COMMUNICATING WELL, PLEASE STOP YELLING.
This screams: YOU OFFENDED MY DEAR LORD, SNOWFLAKE!
I AIN’T READING ALL THAT
I’M HAPPY FOR YOU THO
OR, SORRY THAT HAPPENED
~thank you for your attention to this matter~
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It says “fan account” at the top.
I don’t know what that means
That would mean this is posted by an account that is not actually the governor and is a parody account instead
Okay. Good.
Another reason why Krasnov does not want to attend the G-20. The mofo will fall asleep drooling like a Japanese cartoon character.
Fan account?
Fan account?
