By making babies, most get their first 6 or so by age one

4 Years? I can grow a new set in 1.

GTA2 was the best, this is a true fact

To whit, I wish more people didn’t wear seatbelts, especially SUV and Cybertruck drivers

No helmet, I can already feel my head having more cracks in it than my arse

I’m still rocking a GTX970 from 2014

That’s honestly hilarious. I’d be laughing

So continues the collapse of the modern-day League of Nations

So what if they did attack Putin’s house? They are at war, after all

It’s French, you wouldn’t understand

I believe it’s called a Coalacanth

Initial D???

I just died in your arms tonight

They also take up all your goddamn time with storytime and cuddles and teaching them how to ride a bike or type their name out on a keyboard or playing lego or making crafts or going on adventures or eating cheese

Bring us yo huddled masses

Let’s see the .ml geniuses justify that

Im breaking the habit tonoiiiight

Reminds me of myself

I openly call for the Heritage Foundation to go fuck itself!

Threatening to annex a country to coerce them into giving away mineral rights

Art of the Deeeaaalllllll

scumbag