You and me both buddy, you and me both… sigh

I got the “loves academics but can’t survive in academia” autism which really blows tbh

When the Onion stops posting we will know that it is over

Atleast we still have bugs for now

How could Lula allow this :(

Keeping a useless ass lawn is the most American fucking thing lmao

Not nervous just very excited and my brain is going quite fast. I will not shut up for the next 4 hours unless forced. Yes my hands just do that