The Shart of the Steal

I always figured milk and butter is at the back to minimize refrigeration loss from the front door opening

He expressly refuses to even try. He is on record stating one of humanity’s greatest problems is empathy.

Because it’s a big club, and you ain’t in it.

On one hand I wonder how many of those are bot accounts interacting with each other. On the other hand it’s probably still a sad social commentary that the majority of people are stupid fucks.

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I’m sure Captain Butthurt’s reply has absolutely nothing to do with this

https://www.politico.eu/article/x-axes-european-commissions-ad-account-after-e120m-eu-fine/

Cool. Fuck the official title.

He just falls down

He can’t get up again

Flowery Twats!

That would mean this is posted by an account that is not actually the governor and is a parody account instead

Without a parachute

Fuck the police

Exactly the same amount as being a 34 time convicted felon makes you ineligible to be president

But you spelled his name wrong silly pants

Because it’s a big club and you ain’t in it

Dessert theater? Sounds delicious

I have never seen a concrete source for this quote, but i may be mistaken

Will Trump is both incompetent and an international threat so that checks out

It really makes you wonder if he would have considered extending it if they had offered to simply rename it Trump care