What a pair of consecutive posts

There’s poop gas. Ask me how I know
Jenkem
There is plenty of gas for 💀/☠️
There’s even some for 🫠

Uhhh… there’s this one, too…
Best thing Dayton ever attempted to invent
The cheeze it was invented in dayton.
How the hell did they tell me about the pop tab can so damn many times and never mention the cheez it. Like losing their shit about that one bike shop I get, the autoignition engine, sure, but the soda can thing is a weird point of pride
And i had no idea about the pop tab can! And all most people only know/care about is the military base
Where’s the “I just stuck my cock in the macaroni salad at a publex deli” gas?
Meth can be smoked
Don’t worry, I always have a stockpile. I can lend you a few, just A FEW. I need the rest
🙂
There’s mustard gas and mustard is definitely an emotion, but I’m pretty sure those two aren’t the same.
Pranking someone by giving them the despair gas
Oxygen?
We have hungry and sleepy gas. It’s called weed smoke. We have euphoric gas, it’s called crack smoke.
Euphoric = Xenon Gas
Despair gas
You can make that at home by farting in the shower
Because all other emotions fall between so you just need to adjust the mix between the two.
Suspicious Monocle Gas: $49.95 🧐
Zyklon B for Racism
You can probably figure out how to smoke MDMA, and crack and meth are both aggressive overconfidence gas AFAIK.
(Riot) Fire the passive aggressive gas!











