Launching my new food delivery service tomorrow called Tots™ we only deliver tater-tots but every driver is stacked and scantily clad 😎
Can I get those tots poutine-style? That’s the real question.
Excellent idea!
Except now Putots is stuck in my head :-)
pouteens
This one right here, officer.
Do you have cheesy bacon tots?
For sure! Spicy cheese or regular. Even Canadian bacon…
Does this man not know how to type “boobs” into a search engine?
You can watch a video of someone eating an A5 wagyu steak, but I’d rather eat a less expensive steak myself. Pixels vs reality…
No where near the same thing, you can’t touch either pair of boobs.
Not exactly the same but seeing actual people, talking to them, interacting vs. watching something on a computer screen is also no where near the same thing.
Yes the former is far worse.
You can look at pictures of animals on the internet, or you can visit a zoo
Should’ve taken wife along smh
There some wives who also enjoy the scenery, if you catch my drift.
Oh yeah
I mean, if it’s Jonathan Frakes and Marina Sirtis…
Porn is cheap. Don’t be a creep.
This is in no way condoning the practice, only describing why it happens, but a lot of dudes actually derive some kind of pleasure or satisfaction at knowing they’ve made someone else uncomfortable. That motivation generally steers them towards in-person interactions.
I always figured that the game was being a creep because it’s the easiest way to get a woman to interact with your or at least acknowledge your existence. Porn has solutions for that too.
Or maybe they do indeed just want to make women uncomfortable. Harder to do that with porn since porn actors tend to not be great non-porn actors.
But the porn is fake and the waitresses there all really definitely actually like me if you catch my drift.
odd, who would have known that just being honest with your partner would be the best for you and them.
You have to wonder, is the wife doing this specifically and only to fuck with her husband, or does their take-out food actually have decent price-performance in some way? Maybe the food arrives really fast, or they have some dish that they excel at that no other place in the vicinity has? Maybe their chicken wings are just cheaper than KFC?
I wouldn’t be caught dead ordering food from a service like uber eats. The amount of distress that you would have to inflict upon me for me to even consider Uber Eats would be insane.
Purchasing a meal from ubereats means suffering an obscene markup that means it will always make more sense for me to go myself.
Here’s a hypothetical scenario to illustrate:
In-store price for a meal: $20
On Uber Eats:
Restaurant might mark it up 15-30% → $23-$26 just for the food, that’s not so bad, buuuut…
Plus delivery fee (say $4) + service fee (say $3) + tip (say $3) → total $33-$36
That means you’re paying ~60-80% more than going to the restaurant or picking up.
In some cases (especially for smaller meals or chain fast-food), the total jump can exceed 100% more just because you don’t want to drive ten minutes down the road.
Oh and that’s ignoring the fact that they might do something insane like eat your food or throw it into the bushes or drive around in a circle serving other people and wait for you until the end so by the time you get it your food is stone cold.
Basically the only excuse that I will accept for Uber Eats is if you suffer from some kind of physical disability that actually prevents you from leaving your home.
As far as I’m concerned, a restaurant meal is already special occasions only, and you might have more important things to do on a day like that than driving to a restaurant, or just be already drunk, or you really want to drink an alcoholic drink with your meal. A 100% markup isn’t that much in that situation.
Whether the service is reliable is a different matter … I’m definitely not paying 100% markup if there’s a significant risk that my meal won’t arrive at all. Delivery used to be more reliable than that …
Hooters’ wing sauce is actually pretty good. I used to be able to buy it in my local grocery store and I’d toss veggie nuggets in it. And I suspect as long as it’s still hot by the time you get it (bit of a gamble I know) buffalo wings probably do better with delivery than a lot of other options.
I don’t think their buffalo sauce is better than any other generic buffalo sauce. Frank’s is my go-to standard. You can get a bottle of Frank’s anywhere for like three bucks. If you’re not doing better than Frank’s, what are you even doing?
If she wants to fuck with her husband, she’d better take him there to get him in the mood if you know what I’m saying…
I hate my wife too, if you catch my drift.
I’ll have this guy’s wife too, if you catch my drift
Does this mean the husband is available now?
Industrial society and it’s consequences.
Last time I walked by a hooters i saw signs that said “kids eat 1/2 price!” And “Monday is family night! Specials available”
It’s like they just want anyone in there, you gay? It’s ok forget the boobs, come eat the shit food! Kids? Why not. Bring grandma after church! PLEASE EAT HERE WE ARE A DYING BUSINESS!
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Ah yes, the views.
They’ve got a huge business opportunity there. Every branch should be different! They could have one with plus-sized waitresses, one with waiters instead, one with whips and leather, one with mature waitresses, all in the same town.
please femboy hooters is so passé now
Is that really the Hooters logo? Holy shit.
If no one ever told me what Hooters was about when I was younger, I absolutely would have gone to one as an adult thinking it would involve owls. Like a cat cafe, but owls.
I mean, yeah, I would probably think the same. But the logo looks just like a clit, man.
I literally did not see it until you said that. I always saw an owl.
This is exactly why I don’t go to Hooters. I can’t stand being surrounded by men like him. Sir, you’re like 50 and the waitress is barely 20. I miss their wings.
ITT: drifts being thrown around all willy-nilly!
You can always walk in like an adult
