Jokes on you, these were actually written by dogs enjoying the sweet scent of manass.
Oh shit that took me far too long.
But when did this horrible trend start with young men putting like half a bottle of cologne on them?
(it’s a major issue for me due to sensory overload)
I’m pretty sure it’s been a thing since cologne was invented.
FWIW I went to high school in the early-mid 00s, and during those days, it wasn’t cologne - it was Axe body spray. My friends and I would joke about there being ads in the future similar to the, “Did you work at such-and-such and develop mesothelioma? You may be entitled to compensation.” Except instead of asbestos filling your lungs and giving you a disease, it’s Axe. That crap was in the air perpetually.
It was always Lynx/Axe Africa as well
1200BCE Mesopotamia?
Fair, but we’re noticing a huge rise in the city in the last months.
Seems to be a ‘recent’ trend for young mens to overdo it.
I doubt “application” has changed. You’d be better off looking at the types of scents being sold over the years.
I don’t think it’s the scent but the amount but not an expert either 🤷.
Anyhow for me the only option is again just staying home, that’s what neurodivergent do.
I remember in highschool that some of the other boys seemed to think AXE body spray was an adequate substitute for showering regularly.
It’s not. It just makes you smell like AXE and BO.
When they stopped washing their assholes.
Can’t even fart under the sheets without my wife spazzing out. Where these girls at?!
She’s not down with the Dutch Oven, huh?
Find a colon scent that works for you. You’ll be surprised how women respond to it and it’ll make you feel more confident! One of my favorites smells like wood and leather, for example.
that’s how you know she’s a keeper
If “Bologna” is “baloney”, should “Cologne” be “caloney” or “calonay”? Or colony, it’s a cognate of the roman place name “Colonia Agrippina”.
If “Bologna” is “baloney”
It’s not
Buh-log-nuh
USians have decided so, and they’re certainly not going to start using the Italian pronunciation! If they were that smart, they’d already do it (it’s not hard to say ‘Bolonya’).
I defend with “Colonia Agrippina” only if the enemy knows both Capo Ferro and Thibault. Of course they rarely realize I’m not left handed.
Colonia Claudia Ara Agrippinensium or CCAA was the name. Today it’s Köln tho so good luck with that :p
And people make fun of Germans for using long words Ü
I thought this was a meme about guys not washing their asses because it makes them gay.
It’s a meme on pegging.
It took reading the comments for me to realise this was about cologne.
Women : Ew, he looked at pictures of feet? That gives me the ick!
Also women : Oh, that guy is coming by…
This might come as a shock, but women have a wide variety of opinion on different things, much like men do.
Colon should be discovered, never announced
Silent but violent.
Why thank you, I can bottle some up for you later…
You wanna go get some Taco Bell?
Would any of you like to try my colon?
Or a bunch of us get together and try each others colons, like a gang?
Wow, imagine how eye opening that would be. The lovely fumes of all those used colons just hanging in the air…Shout out to Colon, Michigan, magic capital of the world.
