“Why are you guys still taking about the Epstein files? Let it go! Nothing to see here. Thank you for your attention to this matter.”

–Convicted Rapist and Well Known Associate of Jeffrey Epstein

TBF, if your steak is well done, you’re probably gonna need some sauce since half the flavor has been cooked out of it.

At least they do initially.

A good rule for those in leadership, or just for people who want to get along with others in general, is “be at least twice as willing to complement as you are to criticize.”

Sometimes people need to be told when they’ve failed. They also need to be told when they’ve succeeded. In the context of software engineering, the best team leads are the ones who actually take the time to understand the code in your PR and let you know if there’s something specific that they like.

That’s how you know they’re doing their job instead of just speeding through the code review looking for low hanging fruit mistakes.

Mother of God.

Overpriced, multi-story driving range.

Me (a man):

Wakes up… “Hmmm. I really have to pee.”

My brain: “Horny! HORNY NOW!”

Me: “What?! No! Why??? Ughhh!!”

What’s that? Did you say you needed an RDBMS that can also handle JSON data? Well have I got good news for you!

Horselike Reflexes: When you weigh 900 lbs (408kg) and can run at 30 mph (48 kph) but you’re still scared of your own shadow.

My wife. She often has no idea what I’m talking about but she listens patiently and at least looks like she’s interested. I appreciate her for that.

If you’re one of the largest and oldest car manufacturers in the world and the most “innovative” thing you’ve managed to do in the last 20 years is rebrand Buick into a young family brand, then you probably need some good competition.

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