That is silly. There are absolutely brilliant people in among humanity, like gold dust sprinkled amidst sand.

The Midwest is so flat, it’s basically gagging for some tracks all over it.

I imagine the main concern was if there’s enough population to use it effectively but that’s surely not an issue now.

Oh boy! He looks so tired! How wonderful

I don’t…like that it’s running?

I smiled.

That’s just toeing the water. Seeing if the fragile skin of the fascist can withstand the temperature.

Finally! We’re getting some of the cool bits of dystopia. Where can I catch the robo-boxing vod?

Amazingly it worked.

Are you doing a Yoda thing, or were you expecting it not to work?

This feels like a very Tumblr joke. Purple prose trying too hard to expand on a simple concept, ultimately losing any real connection to the starting context.

The rocks ain’t magic, dingus. The rocks are just a cipherstone to let us teach lightning how to count to 2 and do addition.

Rubes diminishing the achievements of hardworking artificiers.

It’s true. I have been told by many women my head looks quite phallic. Every one that’s told me that has been too impressed to date me. I didn’t expect it to affect even my online interactions.

Suffering from success…

In case you aren’t aware, both comments are referencing an old Youtube parody animation about Dragonball Z called “Dragonzball PeePee”.

Edit: rewatching it, it’s still pretty funny but does toss out a casual “bundle of sticks” and a lazy gay joke. So there’s your “old media warning”.

The most reliable way to sex a skeleton is to be interested in what they’re interested in, and not say stuff like “ay, babey, you’d looked better with more meat on those bones!” Otherwise, just ride the vibe and see where the mood takes you.

People are tired because there’s literally no winning with tactics like that. The idiotic tactics on display in the OP aren’t about realistically “winning” the culture war. It’s just sowing so many nonsense weeds that any reasonable discussion is choked off of the vine. When you allow inanity like “male/female skull assignment” as a platform instead of “simply being correct”, the whole game goes down the toilet. It’s now just “who can shout the loudest and the longest and into the most ears directly”. That’s not a race with a finish line, it’s the cultural equivalent to a “last person shitting” contest and these motherfuckers are full of shit.

If you have a mind to think, you can only turn it off so long. And when the reasonable person does switch theirs back on, they’ll eventually have to contend with the mess.

“Killing a sandwich only makes it tastier.”

I’d more believe he said he doesn’t know because he doesn’t know what it is but has been briefed about it. Instead of some tongue-in-cheek admission to further fascism. If he didn’t know and hadn’t been briefed I think he would’ve lied that he’s the expert on the Constitution.

Still shouldn’t be president tho.

It’s because the (western?) default image of a break-up is a messy one. You don’t just “remain friends”. You fully cut ties and try not to even think of them until 4am.

Even beyond that the 1980s is like the start of millennials. I’d ask if this was made by LLMs but I’d expect even those to get something that dumb correct.

Ah fuck, I just threw a dead mouse away a couple weeks ago. I’m gonna be kicked out of the community for wasting food soon. 3 people could’ve ate with that.

Hell yeah, I made these errors myself. Homegrown.