Who’s paying him for this? Make sure to sell the company and its C-suite for spare parts later.

Yeah, we should all be looking to up our game

It requires considerable strength (or a good amount of time) to reset a crossbow.

You’re probably right. But that’s a bad thing.

The challenge is in not erasing yourself by the rules, by being famously immortal. Presumably, you also don’t age. So you just have to move around every decade or two.

Republicans will have a place in America as long as people are racist. Every other aspect just serves to let some white people feel superior.

Yeah, “everyone else is doing it, so why are you only suing this megacorp??” Because I can’t sue every company at the same time? OP’s comment reads like such a “if you didn’t bring enough lawsuit for everyone, you can’t have any at all” argument.

This is in their parents’ house.

Someone being freaky with an instrument in the same category as something I made is the same as seeing the first nuke annihilate the landscape.

A truth nuke.

I’d say at sub-0.1% chances of killing someone, I’d press with impunity. At those low probabilities, they’ve basically just got hit by lightning at the same time I’ve pressed a random button.

Granted I’d probably only do it whenever the 100K ran out, so once every couple years. Unless my investments die.

I don’t think all Democrats are working directly with MAGA. But I’d believe it if these Republicans hiding in the Democrat party meet together to find the absolute minimum number that would need to support MAGA bills to get them to pass. They probably cycle who betrays US citizens so they can deny claims they only ever vote MAGA.

Presidency would actually kill him, I think

Is this AI or just a caption of an old photo? I thought Epstein was a math teacher before he turned spy X child trafficker?

It did look fake. Like…flat?

Well, not “flat”, but you know what I mean, maybe.

Edit: once you zoom into the face, it’s clearly failed LLM generation.

This doesn’t name the company directly using that advertising scheme, and could just be describing the vibe of current job hunting.

Because that’s what it felt like to me, even before I saw those fuckass ads.

Let this old guy have his cosplay kinks with his (alleged) student paramour.

Stop! You’re going to make them explode!

Just mispronounce it a bit. It could work

Then the IDF HALO drops on the drones to intercept them

Feels like the odour of mass graves would clash with the blancmange