Hey, when you see cake, come prepared…

I call it the Kitchen Weapon, and yes the cross section is just press fit, easy to disassemble for actual use believe it or not.

Feel free to copy the design, I just made it on a whim to hang over the kitchen sink.

You already know where I’m going with this, time to upgrade your woodwear homie!

https://lemmy.world/post/43650328

Umm, does this count? I carved it myself, and sometimes actually use it…

https://lemmy.world/post/43650328

I’m sorry Lord, I farted earlier, in church, but couldn’t apologize, as we were having a prayer…

8Letter™

8Letter™

For rectal use, obviously.

I might shave with the razor every 3 months or so, so of course mine lasts quite a while. May I suggest though, you should use rubbing alcohol and toilet paper or paper towel to clean and dry the blade after each use. It’ll last a lot longer without rusting.

https://agelesslinux.org/

I’ve been using the same blade for like 8 years.

Safety razor for the win, plus I’m lazy about shaving anyways. Clean and dry the blade immediately after each use and it’ll last damn near forever 👍

Try driving a car that doesn’t even have reverse for over 3 years. You gotta get extra creative while parking, as you only have forward gears, unless you park on a slope and let the car roll backwards in neutral to back out.

Ah, the window for flicking cigarette ashes…

Pepperidge Farm remembers

What the fuck did I just watch?

Goddamn insects…

Thanks I Hate It Thursday™

That’s the real Daylight Saving Time, save all those daylight hours for yourself… 🕘

Thanks, I hate it.

So, by these sort of meme definitions, basically 90% of memes are diarrhea, sitting on the Drake meme, the Geordi LaForge meme, a Spongebob meme, the 5 year old girl standing in front of the burning house with the sinister look meme…

Fuck, by these strict standards on what a meme is supposed to be, well I guess basically all memes must be garbage to you folks. You must be really fun at parties…

Sad you can’t even get 3 seconds of a sad chuckle and just move on…

Practically all background meme images are some random garbage, well before the AI slop era. Meme images were generated by human slop Photoshop before AI was the big thing, so what really matters?

Not the background image, but the words posted on top of the image. And the words on OP’s meme are just as valid, even if you posted the same words on a Spongebob Squarepants meme image.

Practically every meme is based on a silly image from wherever. It’s the words that really count.