tapes the paper over the camera…

My gut just wants beer right now.

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˙˙˙ǝɹǝɥ uᴉ ƃuᴉɯᴉɥɔ ɐɔᴉɹǝɯ∀ ɥʇnoS

And teeth and a nose and all?

Why did you curse my imagination?

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Awesome question!

I would add a stem cell gland to help with healing injuries and stuff.

You can absolutely add wings!

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As others have mentioned:

Welcome to 24 hour work days…

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Should Super Mario Brothers 1 be considered an old game?

It depends whether you’ve ever played the game before (or, regarding your question, whether you’ve seen the movie before).

If you’ve seen the movie or played the game a half million times, then it’s not new to you.

But there’s still plenty of people out there that haven’t seen the movie or played the game you speak of, so it would absolutely be new to them…

Damn, that explains the incident with the sand blaster!

But how else are you supposed to remove the warts and barnacles?

Haha, touché salesman 👍

Plot twist: The year 2000 Chinese New Year was actually on February 5th, a year of the dragon.

https://www.pinyin.info/chinese_new_year/cny2000-2099.html

I’m old enough to remember when computers didn’t even require a hard drive, they could just boot right into Basic from ROM.

You actually make me wonder…

This isn’t quite related to computers, but is definitely related to electronic technology.

Like, why the fuck is my watch model labeled as a Casio 3507 WS-1300H?

Like WTF? Why not give it an intuitive name, like 'Casio Watch, Tide Predictor #(year model), Grey Color"?

sudo aptitude reinstall '~i'

This looks like a failed 3D print.

I tried getting a job online, I get no response. 3 days after my scheduled interview appointment, I find the email notice in my fucking Google spam folder.

Needless to say, I didn’t get that job. How the hell do people get jobs through online applications?

I resemble this meme.

Slightly different clothing, but still…

Well, I’ve never had turkey eggs before, but there’s a first time for everything…