I’m calling it now. An episode of South Park that does the Uvalde shooting, but instead of shooting, it’s a gigantic dildo being paraded through classrooms or something. Everything played straight, but no killing, just kids hiding terrified behind tables, and a selfless teacher sacrificing herself when faced with a giant silicone dong, etc.
I like that idea. It is not yet on the ever-growing list if forbidden pranks.
Why does a 3 foot dildo even exist?
You’d be surprised the challenges some deeply inspired creators do for views.
I was linked on an R18 sub at one point. Someone else asked (for a friend of course) and I had a look (strictly for science of course). And yeah… Even in the front end. Maybe not 3 feet (that’s strictly reserved for the back end) but… Wow. Surely it isn’t worth it. Maybe it feels good? The science continues.
I came across a video a while ago… I really wish I hadnt. But, yeah, people are weird about putting things up their arse. I can only assume that later on in life, they’ll be needing to wear nappies 24/7.
It’s probably XR Brands Moby the Giant Dick. It’s quite expensive and basically sold as “decoration”… I think it the actual reason it exists is, so that they can call it “world’s largest dildo”.
You just had to set him up. Now look what you did.
You ever watch a movie called Zoo?
No, but I watched Whangs video on Mr Hands.
No… Why?
You should, it really hits you in the gut.
Could you take this and not die?
Damn right it was hard. lmao
“hard” is one thing, “very hard” is not good.
Oh
My principle threatened to hold back every single one of us if even one fid a senior prank. There was none. I transitioned since and kinda wanna find my principle on Facebook just to act like I pranked him
Wait, it isn’t black?
Oh my god Karen you can’t just ask dildos why they aren’t black
Just put a traffic cone on it. It’s apparently much worse for american children to see a model of the male anatomy, than metal detectors, armed teachers and drilling school shootings.
Puritan values at work
Just saw off the top part of it so it’s no longer seen as a dildo. No need for a lockdown.
For real.
Grab a saw from the groundskeeper, hack it off as close to the floor as possible. Put a traffic cone on the stub.
10 minutes work tops.
Seriously 🙄
Dear God that is an expensive prank! The prices on those are insane.
I like that you know the price of a 3-foot dildo.
Edit: I looked it up out of curiosity. It’s 1,035 CAD. You wasn’t kidding.
Heres a 2 footer (well, 60 cm, close) on aliexpress for $33.32 USD. (without shipping) https://www.aliexpress.us/item/3256806204843239.html
So you can get 30 of these instead of a single 3 footer. Seems like a better deal to me.
A better deal only if you have 30 holes.
It don’t got the girth though.
There’s some great bargains on Facebook Marketplace
I don’t… I don’t think we want youths buying those used
To a lesser extent, I don’t think we want anyone else doing so, either.
“3rd hand dildo” does not sound appealing.
That is a very expensive prank.
Edit: Also…I wonder which of those two took it home.
Principal Victoria says she’s taking it in as evidence.
Well…taking it in as far as she can.
Dildo like that is what, $200? Lube, $5-10. Cost to lock down the school for an hour, a few thousand dollars. I agree, It’s funny that they didn’t just cut off the base. Would have taken like 5 minutes, including the walk to get the scissors or knife. Someone wanted to keep that monster for themselves
Dildo like that is what, $200?
The cheapest I found was on Amazon and it was.on sale.for $599.
Lunch money well spent
Cost to lock down the school for an hour? Priceless
It’s silicone or whatever material? Slice it off at the bottom and put a “wet floor” cone over the remains so people don’t trip? No need to lock down the school over a funny prank.
lube is pretty easy to clean off with just water. i’d have used oil, so that whoever tried to remove it would have to get ready with a bucket of soapy water and then had to rub it up and down
Someone hasn’t tried silicone lube before…
Silicone lube on a silicone dildo would melt it, last i heard.
it would indeed. oil wouldn’t be the best for silicone long term either, but silicone lube on a silicone dildo would start melting it short term. though tbf, a yucky sticky dildo would also work as a park
True, but a toy this size is likely TPR for cost reasons. Totally fine with silicone oils.
Oil would be more likely to break down the silicone it’s made of and would make it have a shorter useful life.
No, the school had to admit to a massive cockup.
Was this a cock up ?
A tremendous cock up!
