bryndos

Stupid Ghents.

At work when no one wants to pick up a task, I issue the “slopey shoulders” award.

Are you suggesting “professional gamer” is not a real/worthwhile job?

Cool, they got SLAMMED!. That’ll learn them.

No 1 rule of the concrete jungle, when they’re in heat do not honk back even if it’d be *really * funny. And if they’re randy enough to be seeping fluid out of the exhaust pipe , . . . I pray for you.

I really like those stealth bike racks where they put a car shape on the road facing side so that the cars don’t get upset that they lost a potential parking spot.

They’ll never see through this clever ruse;. Most cars have pretty poor eyesight; the only way they’ll figure it out is if they honk at it, and it doesn’t respond convincingly.

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I think it’s the fire thing that is really their killer feature. So to speak.

It’ll be like MS windows. "Service needed " message will pop up as soon as you get in, then it’ll drive straight to the nearest service centre , however many 100’s of km away, and keep you hostage inside 'til you pay the bill.

How’d they get rid of the fucking cabbies? They were most of the car traffic round Bank from what I remember.

They used to do rolling honking protests round the whole town about every least little thing, especially anything questioning their god given rights to pump half-combusted diesel down everyone else’s throats.