Saw a Fallout 4 mod that would do this and immediately imagined my PC on fire.

I gave up part way through season 6

Or the asshole truck with undercarriage lights AND mounted lights on a bar over the cab.

I think you skipped past the whole “billionaires” part in your hurry to blame an entire country. This is just more class warfare

They can and have run out of those stickers.

Standing desk squad got beef yo

I put together 8 IKEA cabinets in the last 2 weeks. After stepping on two of these, I found the willpower to trash the extras and those in my stash. Tossed over a dozen of them.

I found that they never updated my addres. Would probably deny me

It’s the same strategy of randomly firing off a gun in a neighborhood you want to buy a house in.

… 'Merica?

Because I’m lazy and clumsy.

Texas is red because of gerrymandering and rural areas. It’s probably closer to purple if Republicans would stop fucking everything up

They’re mammals too

Abolish is the nice way of fixing things.

Save yourself literally a year of watching the show

Offer them tree-fiddy

Watch the Legal Eagle video on John Oliver Vs. Buckee’s. There’s a huge uphill battle here for this band no one has ever heard of.

“What do you do for a living?”

“I hunt demons.”

“So, you’re a demon hunter?”

“No. Don’t be ridiculous. Demon Hunter is trademarked by a band no one has ever heard of. We call ourselves ‘Demon Stalkers’ to avoid an infringement lawsuit.”

They’re actually an American invention

How’s the view from up there on your high horse?

Make pee pee feel big