When I was a teen working at Little Caesar’s, we set up a giant elastic band in our back door, and would launch our expired dough balls at the Burger King drive-thru window across the street. Then they’d call us and yell. Fun times.
this is the yeast of my problems
even if the original volume was 1/10, that’s a lot of wasted food
You should see grocery store dumpsters.
You should see grocery store trash compactors. So much shit gets tossed and crushed
If you’re scrappy, you can just dumpster dive for your groceries.
Careful not to such around long enough for the piggies to show up. Corporate considers it property theft, the ultimate crime.
Also, some companies still put inedible chemicals like bleach or ammonia on their food trash to make it completely useless “as a legal measure” because otherwise homeless people who eat expired food might sue (according to the bean counters).
This seems like a big liability. If they lock the dumpster or show other reasonable means of preventing scavengers then at best it’s a deterrent and at worst intentionally poisoning people entrapped by the legal hurdle of vandalism.
IDK, seems like one of those things where there’s a kernel of truth but also possibly in-group rage bait.
Nothing in the compactor is edible or salvageable.
My local grocer composts.
Pictures you can smell.
Really? Excuse my ignorance but I thought baker’s yeast doesn’t smell that bad?
To be fair, he didnnt say it smells “bad”…
Raw pizza dough smells nice
(and tastes nice, although i’ve heard you have to be careful now with salmonella in the flour, even though it doesn’t have eggs)
if the dough is unusable then there’s really not much choice about what to do with it. I suppose you could partially cook it before tossing it, but that’s a high cost option with regards to time, energy usage, and oven space.
So how do you get rid of old dough?
You paint it orange and make it president.
Shit I can’t breathe
Cook it first
Flush it down the toilet
PSA: Kidding aside, never do this.
What would happen?
Yeast is anaerobic, meaning that it doesn’t need access to air to metabolize sugars into CO2. So it’s not gonna stop expanding once down the drain. Add to that the very sticky dough surrounding it, and you basically have a recipe ideal for clogging a sewer drain.
Imagine if you shoved a tampon into the dough ball.
You’ll piss off the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Make some pancake
Will you join the Unity? Or will you die here?
Join! DIE Join! DIE
also, cant believe thats winnie the pooh voicing the master
Pizza the hut lives!
These look like props from a Troma film.
With the heat from the sun hitting the dumpster too, hmm. That might actually be how they make theirs down the road.
I wonder if this was the inspiration for the 1993 Mario movie
PIZZZZZZUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Some slop themed slop.
Which Peppes pizza is that in the bottom right?
Edit: Peppes pizza -skjold in Bergen.
How did you identify that as peppes let alone Bergen? Like, the hue of the sauce?
I spent several years working at Peppes and so I could recognise the sauce anywhere, Ragn sells is the company that provides dumpsters in Bergen, and nothing happens in Norway.
I don’t know, sometimes the Oslo metro crashes into a building, Tesla’s swim in fjords, and nuclear armageddons are nearly triggered.
But yeah that makes sense if you worked at one 🤣
That’s where the flavor comes from
Good place to collect wild yeast?
