I was a juror on a trial where a camera was used to record a purported crime from a helicopter. The camera quality was no joke, I could make out the individual buttons on the guy’s shirt. I don’t doubt they could ID people from the chopper.

This has been the real danger of AI video all along: not that it’s actually convincing, but that people think it could be convincing. The first step to rejecting the evidence of your eyes and ears.

Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me

Nationalize the cars too, fuck it

This little turd wasn’t even spunk in his dad’s nuts when 9/11 happened

And yet union membership has declined almost every year since the 1980s

And yet the stock market hit its all-time high today. The business world doesn’t know what the fuck is happening.

Could a brother spare some pixels?

At first I thought it was a tiny little top hat.

“Oh noooo my prefrontal cortex is fully developed!”

Because his underlings have been downplaying his health issues for the last several years and that’s what they’re used to doing.

While this represents a more aggressive form of the disease, the cancer appears to be hormone-sensitive which allows for effective management.

Feels like more of the same strategy of downplaying Biden’s symptoms. I bet when he dies they’ll deny it for a few days.

Or: just make Wikipedia.org your default search. 90% of the time I’m looking for the wiki page anyway

Lotta Rockies and Florida Marlins fans in the 90s for that reason too

Paramount’s CEO kills the segment in 3…2…1…

Kingpin body

Imagine if Luigi gets off scot free and someone who looks just like him immediately assassinates another CEO, lel.

The best solution right now seems to be let the boundaries stay where they are, but also fund the shit out of Ukraine to boost their defenses at the current boundaries and let them join NATO. Russia is too entrenched to give up their land and Putin is more than happy to murder his own people to keep it.

It’s too bad the USA is planning to strangle Ukraine instead and that Europe doesn’t have the resources to supply Ukraine.

Can’t physically fix things you used to be able to fix on your own and have to rely on outside (and not always honest) help. So many elderly folks taken in by contractors, scammers, thieves…it’s really sad.

Not sure which chipmakers survive a 245% tariff…