I like your thinking, reminds me of some posts laying out a scenario from mid-2022 where Ukraine does a totally legitimate attack on Poland, Poland does a totally legitimate counterattack on Ukraine and immediately takes all of its territory. Russkies either slink away with their stolen washing machines or get article fived out of existence.

Pretty sure it was from !noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works though, I don’t know if NATO’s top strategists are subscribers.

The one time he’s happy with the size of his hands is when they’re gripping his flaccid, withered member and making it look big (or bigger, anyway) by comparison.

He likes the ones that didn’t get exploded into the side of a building.

His head is exactly like what you’d get if you crossed an incandescent lightbulb with a massive pile of shit.

These guys are going to get so many autographs.

You mean the x that marks the spot with the treasure that is their even-more-ad-saturated website? The real close button is under a UI element you have to drag away to uncover. Get it quick though, the cover starts moving back as soon as you release it.

This administration needs a better poker face before it starts using card game metaphors. The panic is showing.

If it leads to a cake-cutting ceremony involving a sword (like the USMC birthday), one member of the military may be standing there next to him, blade in hand, with the words “…all enemies, foreign and domestic…” ringing in their head and the opportunity to do the funniest thing possible in that situation.

Luckily, that was just the decoy pipe. Real one’s buried underneath.

Have you considered pretending to also be a TV and seducing it?

…after a Vatican investigation determined he sexually molested adults…

Well, it’s bad and he’s a piece of shit for doing it but at least they’re not-

…and children…

Oh, of course, there it is. I wish there was a hell for this guy to rot in but I’ll just have to settle for him being dead and gone instead.

Oh well, should have raised your kids to be better people.

You’ve got a repetitive strain injury then, it’s a fish hole.

User retention mechanism. It helps with maintaining the rider’s posture and, while active, anchors them securely to the motorcycle.

Some might say that science has gone too far with this creature but all I’m thinking about when I see it is how much dog there is to pet. Well worth the vacuum electricity bill during shedding season.

Stop, it’s not a competition to see who can do the dumbest intel leaks but if it were, we’ve already taken the gold, silver and bronze.

Hate to say it but I’m inclined to believe him on this one. Considering how his unprovoked war on Ukraine is going, this is someone who has become an expert on profound mistakes.

Oops, accidentally deleted my DNA instead and now I’m melting.

Many people may suffer and die but it’s a sacrifice he’s willing to make.

Citizens, do your duty and secure our nation’s roads by applying this novel reinforcement technique to hazardous vehicles in need.