There are ghosts in your blood. You should do some cocaine about it. - this fucking guy
He isn’t necessarily wrong on this one. It’s at least worth a try.
I have ghosts in my microwave. no joke. the sitiation is they turns up when you use the touchscreen with dirty buttery juicy delicious get to the point boy greasy fingers. then like ten minutes later when no one is touchin it the electrocapacitance builds up and a button just presses by it dang self. we named the ghost Sanjay
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The odds of him having a televised stroke are pretty high, if that thought helps you brace it
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I hate that I can’t tell if this was a real RFK quote.
It’s like The Onion. Satire but could easily be true.
It is if you read it in his ‘voice’
You joke, but can you show me a single scientific study where they’ve successfully removed the ghosts from water? Checkmate.
I wanted to make a cheap joke about getting the ghosts out by boiling the hell out of it but I wound up in a rabbithole about supercritical water. It turns out you can boil the hell into water. With a lot of heat and pressure water can dissolve rock, oil and gas dissolve into the water easily, and if you put organic waste into really angry water that shit will burn. Underwater! It even destroys PFAS and prions!
Did he actually say that
Can’t prove he didn’t, so I say he did
Can’t prove he didn’t, so I say he did
my beef isn’t that he says it gets it gets haunted. everyone knows this. it’s just science. my beef is he says it tastes bad. I’LL DIE ON THIS FUCKIN HILL
Well how are you going to get rid of the ghosts if you don’t consume them? You pour it drain and now the drain is haunted and you have to hire a plumber who’s also a practicing priest. Its a very rare job description and I’ve only ever heard of one. He doesn’t come cheap. You’d think it’s a scam if it weren’t for the water ghosts.
Have you been consuming water ghosts? That’s terrible for your karma! The only way to balance your chakras is to drink HOG WATER! HOG WATER! HOG WATER!
Yes but he was just quoting Neil deGrasse Tyson who was quoting Albert Einstein quoting Abraham Lincoln.
That’s my main gripe with the state of politics today. They’re so grossly incompetent that it’s not possible to dismiss extremely stupid quotes like this
I had to google to see if it was a real quote (it’s not) because conservatives have completely fucking annihilated the concept of satire.
I’m so glad we’re in good hands. So, so… glad.
You have no evidence to prove that isn’t true!
Nah I just put my prekum in rfk’s drink when he sleeps
Your “ectoplasm”
