And what do capitalist states look like in real life for those not in the 0.1%?

True fact, Peter Dinklage turned me onto jazz picks. He’s wasted as an actor, he was born to be a salesman.

Nah, that’s the thumb toe, it’s the little one next to it. Like your hand.

When I’m sitting barefoot I like to tuck my index toe under my foot, it’s a comfort thing. My dad does it, too, but neither of us knew of the others habit until someone saw is sitting by the coffee table together and freaked out because they thought we lost our toes, and we both simultaneously responded with, “No shit, you do that, too?” I’ve never seen nor heard of anyone other than the two of is who do it.

Boyz In The Hood by Dynamite Hack

I bet you could beat a woman or young boy half to death with it, too!

(I know they’re edgelord douchebags, but they have a few good bits.)

Oh yeah, that’s exactly how I see it going down. Before we could finish saying “kill ‘em all!” they’d have killed us all.

Nah, they’ll just blame whoever is president after Trump, or Obama.

Magic Sword is so fucking good! If you ever get the chance, go to one of their live shows, so much fun.

There is no border for that issue, it’s universal, the only reason anyone would buy a BMW in the first place is because they’re already a stupid asshole.

It’s like the square and quadrilateral thing. Not every stupid asshole has a BMW, but everyone who has a BMW is a stupid asshole.

Like the guy in the 500k BMW is gonna stop to think about depreciating assets… C’MON!

Religion just in general.

Not being an edgelord or hating, I really just don’t get it, it makes no sense to me at all and never has. When I was a kid I thought it was just like a thing people did for whatever reason, I was a kid and I didn’t know fucking anything and my family didn’t do religion, once I realized people take it super seriously and think it’s all real it really weirded me out, I thought it was just some kind of fandom thing like how I was into Power Rangers.

It’s like hitting prestige in a lobby shooter. Start back at level 1, but have the skills to make it to the top all over again, like a winner.

Bud Light, prestige your beverage, prestige your recovery!

My grandma lived through the depression, her cooking was god awful, I had to teach my mom how to cook and season food. She didn’t know why people used paprika.

War, then our extermination.

The Sword - How Heavy This Axe

Maybe more barbarian than knight, but any excuse to share The Sword is one I’ll take.

This is where I’m at.

Funny enough, I’ve learned you’ll never get flirted with or hit on in your life nearly as much as you will once you’ve genuinely lost all interest in having a relationship. So, if you want that attention, the key is to truly not at all want that attention, then it’ll be knocking down your door and blowing up your phone. Life is fucked liked that.

More like wombats, it comes out in mostly dry little cubes.

They do.

No. It’s fucking weird.