You PIERCE my privacy with your gaze. I feel violated!

You ASSAULT me with your tongue. I feel violated!

Yep, both senses seem equally crude 😄

This all happens on my Samsung Galaxy S21 Ultra. I plead ignorance to “windows, Linux, hotkey combination, MS, KDE,” etc. I have no idea what any of that means. I deliberately have 2 language options installed on my keyboard to amuse my toddler-level proficiency in Russian & use it occasionally for funsies, but to switch languages on my keyboard requires some deliberate effort. Every time it glitches & switches languages on its own in the middle of my thumb pecking out English sentences, it spooks me. And I attribute it to big brother because what else can I do 🤷🏼‍♀️

If that had been the case they would’ve written “SLOL.”

I wonder if aquatic creatures get upset & violently retaliatory when they’re swatted by paddling oars?

Ok but Crocodile Dundee was a person.

There are no crocodiles in that Brisbane river? Then I wonder why the article stated there are 500 crocodiles living in that Brisbane river?

Well that interpretation would be “52nd marriage.”

But I wanted to interpret it as “50-second marriage,” as in a REALLY short, less than one minute marriage 🤭

I like that you included punctuation. It would’ve meant something quite different without that comma.

But if we stand up against it, we’ll be off’ed or thrown into prison. It’s not our fault a bunch of despotic tyrranic dystopian oligarch fascists are burning the world down. You say it’s our fault if we don’t stop them?? How about it’s THEIR fault for burning the world down?!

Don’t blame yourself. Blame whoever thought that up & drew it. THEY’RE the one with issues.

Religion is such a mindfuck. And life-fuck.

Я спйнаж! 😈

posts and comments can commonly be flagged for talking about delicate subjects, and keywords can draw the notice of uninvited readers (and put people on watch lists).

Tangential thought: and when I engage with such delicate topics, my keyboard sometimes glitches & spontaneously switches to Russian, and that’s how big brother reminds me they’re watching & listening, so I’d best behave! 😜 Literally happened a few minutes ago on a delicate topic regarding Israel/Palestine genocide 😓 My keyboard glitched & switched to Russian 🤔

It’s so weird that people who are adults now watched that cartoon when they were children. When that cartoon came out I was a full adult already and couldn’t imagine feeling any nostalgia from it.

You mean green T-shirts? If the comment you responded to is literally what your suitcase looks like on work trips.

And how embarrassing, you know that nightmare we’ve all had before when we’re out in public with no pants on? I think it happened to her.

Correct. It’s just fine to despise anyone who’s genocidal, regardless of religion, race, species, genus, phylum, kingdom, etc. Because genocide is bad.

We were the first with video games though

I’ll never forget Christmas 1979 or 1980 Dad bought the family our first gaming console, an Atari 2600, and I’ll never forget that they said it cost $100, and apparently that was a lot of money back then. My dad was 30 years old and had bought the house we were living in when he was 26 years old, a newly built single -family home in a new subdivision, a 26-year-old supporting a family of 4 on one income 🤯

Most of those happened before we were 10 years old therefore we were unaware & unaffected, and Y2K was a big ball of nothing. So I’d say we’re about equally politically traumatized as millennials except we had way funner childhoods 😜

Punctuation packs a punch.