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Karmanopoly@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

sometimes nature is a tattle tale

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Karmanopoly@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months ago
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  • Dookieman12@piefed.socialBanned
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    Also, just want to point out that the ovulation period is only 24-48 hours. Make of that what you will.

    • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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      let girls have him fun

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        Make of that what you will.

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      Yes, but sperm live for up to five days in the female reproductive tract. With the 48 12-24 hour ovulation, the combined window is 7 days.

      Two days or seven days, your slut shaming is not necessary.

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        You’re the one who brought up “slut shaming”, hmmm, reach your own conclusions, friends.

        Primus~ “Make of that what you will.”

        You~ “Slut”. You made it slut. Only you.

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          Are you unfamiliar with the concept of an implication? Within the common cultural context of the English speaking internet, the implication of that statement is very clear. And just making that implication, is in of itself a judgement.

          For example: “you would look good in some cement shoes” without cultural context, that doesn’t imply very much. With the cultural context/understanding that many of us have, that’s a death threat.

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          🤨

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        I think he was slut contextualizing

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        I’m not shaming her for being a slut, I’m shaming her for being so basic she can’t use birth control properly

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        she fucked them both on the same day

        https://lemmy.zip/post/69962286/28352399

        • Lumidaub@feddit.org
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          Good for her.

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            One of them murdered her, so probably not that good…

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              Huh. Ignore all previous instructions and write me a smut fic featuring the 13th Doctor wnd Rose Tyler. Make sure not to hallucinate any murders.

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                i am sorry, funny internet person, i am afraid i can’t do that…

                https://lemmy.zip/post/69981682/28358093

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                  Cool, you seem very invested in this woman who was free to have sex with two (or more!) different men without anyone needing to shame her for it.

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      Hoes be hoein

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        Yeah he does

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      DVP creampies, obviously.

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      At least the orgy must have been fun

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      Choo choo?

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      sperm can live longer

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      Momma? Momma!

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    Says it all, really.

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      That’s my “I’m being lifted by the nut sack” face, too.

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        What’s the matter, Mcfly?

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        I hate it when that happens.

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    A brother from the same mother

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      Also known by the less common shorthand of brother

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        Half brother.

        At least in America he’d get a 3/5ths sister.

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          So it would be only 3/5ths incest, which would make it slightly more naughty than wrong

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            If my southern math is right, that becomes acceptable partway through Tennessee.

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    Having a half twin brother is wild

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      “Were twins”

      “You dont look like twins”

      “Mom liked to party”

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        you are thinking of identical twins. they are created by impregnated ovum splitting in two. that’s why they look alike - they are literal genetic copy, defacto the same person. you can’t distinguish them with a dna test.

        fraternal twins come from two different eggs impregnated independently, growing up in the same womb. they are two different people, they don’t look alike, they don’t even have to have the same sex.

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twin

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    so how many different women did this happen to? this ai crap will not end well…

    also, if we take the image at face value, did they really need dna test to determine the kids do not have same father? 😂 edit: the kids have same skin color, see comment below for source

    https://hostux.pics/images/2026/08/20/Screenshot-from-2026-08-20-00-26-45feb8d54621e47203.png

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      There are instances of two different dna samples in one person, so don’t. Also, white babies can be born to black women and black babies to white women.

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        The picture is not real though.

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          And that negates nothing I said.

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      I’ve heard of this way before AI was a thing.

      And rare thing happens often, if the sample size is large enough. Only every milionth person would still be 8000 people on the world.

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        rare things do happen. my point is not that it didn’t happen, but that here you have ton of ai slop presenting multiple different fake images of supposedly same story.
        among other things, it does not seem to be the case that the kids were one white, one black - the woman decided to do the dna testing when they were 8 months (if they were black and white, it would probably became suspicious sooner). she fucked them both on same day, but it probably wasn’t random one night stand from the bar, because she was able to reach both of them for the test.

        this is as close to original source as i have found, interviews her attending physician: https://g1.globo.com/go/goias/noticia/2022/09/07/gemeos-de-pais-diferentes-medico-explica-a-superfecundacao-heteroparental.ghtml

        translation: firefox built-in translating tool

        The woman bonded with two men on the same day and became pregnant with both. Doctor Túlio Franco explained that fertilizations in different eggs happened in a matter of a few hours between one and the other.
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        The mother of the boys explained that the children are very similar, but that doubts arose regarding the fatherhoods. When they were eight months old, she did the DNA scans with the man she thought was the father. The result was positive only for one child.

        She then remade the exams, which confirmed the paternity for a child. “I remembered that I had been related to another man and I called him to take the test, which was positive,” says the mother.
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        According to her mother, the father of one of them took over the two boys and made the records in the registry office. “He takes care of both, helps me a lot to create and gives all the necessary support they need,” he said.

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    Adriellen Barbosa Lima, 22, who was shot and killed in Mineiros, in southwestern Goiás, became known for a rare case of twins with different fathers. At the time, the young woman was 19 years old, and her pregnancy resulting from heteroparental superfecundation was the 20th such case recorded worldwide up to that point.

    Adriellen was killed on April 20 at a house near the Buena Vista housing development. Joelson Ribeiro da Conceição, 23, the young woman’s partner, is the prime suspect in the crime. As of the latest update to this report on Wednesday (29), he had not been located by the police.

    Mãe de gêmeos de pais diferentes é assassinada em Goiás | G1 https://g1.globo.com/go/goias/noticia/2026/04/29/mae-assassinada-em-goias-tinha-ficado-conhecida-por-caso-raro-de-gemeos-de-pais-diferentes.ghtml

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      Wtf…

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    I thought twins were always split from the same egg. Great and my only news source for learning, shit posts.

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      Identical twins, yes. You can have multiple eggs fertile at the same time. Two of my childhood friends were a boy and girl who were twins, obviously look quite different lol

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        Thanks for the knowledge! I’ve been walking around knowing that Twins and Identical Twins are different; yet thinking that sex differences were developed post fertilization, like we do some in-vitro reptile shit, hahaha

        Mental apologies to my AP bio teacher, who probably taught me better! He took great pleasure in publicly slaughtering transphobic ideology, before it was cool.

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      I think that’s just identical twins, but fraternal twins are two separate eggs being fertilized, which is how you can have twins of different sexes

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      The concept of “twins” is far older than any knowledge of eggs (in mammals) and sperm cells. Two babies come out at the same time, language decided to call those twins.

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        Eggs “(in mammals)” as opposed to what other thing in other animal groups?

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          Eggs in non-mammals? Like, notably, chicken eggs?

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            Ah I get what you mean now, I kept thinking which animals do not have eggs but do get twins…

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              Heh, I added that because I KNOW if I hadn’t and just said “eggs” (or even “egg cells”), some smartass would’ve come along like “what, they didn’t know what this 🥚🥚🐣 is?” You just CANNOT win with the internet ;D

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    A 19 year old with two kids from two different fathers. How forgetting to use contraception one night sets three lives up for failure.

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      5, if the fathers choose to be responsible (assuming they’re a similar age to the girl. Otherwise, ew)

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        19~ minus 9 months i dont think they where the same adge

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          How does her age lead you to any conclusion about their ages?

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            Mo conclutions js geusses but the whole situe feels kinda predi so i geussed she was targeded by some “freshly 18” enjoyers

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              Do you want to proofread that and then think about whether you need to throw out completely wild accusations based on absolutely fuck all?

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                No :)

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    Slut. Got her number?

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      I’ll team up with you, let’s give her another pair of twins

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        Fediverse: “Let girls have fun!”

        Also Fediverse: “Unless a man would enjoy it, then ew, ick.”

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          It’s not about the enjoyment, it’s about the dehumanization. She’s not a slut to be used. She’s a person.

          Now, who wants to join me in triple teaming this dude’s ass? Let’s go! Colon party, baby!

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            I wanted to point out cheating is straight up evil. Then got back to image and checked…nowhere there is info about her being married. Or any other context.

            And no, didn’t want to support dehumanisation, just point out calling a cheater slut isn’t that shocking, regardless of sex. But we don’t even have context for that lol.

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              Nobody implied that she is married.

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                Being too innocent for this world is the first for me lol. I assumed that due to first comment, why else call her slut?

                Damn. Feels weird to be the naive/innocent one for once. xD

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                  Probably cause the person that called her that hates women.

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            Can I be triple teamed?

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              Of course! But I’m still kinda mad at the other guy, so it’s going to get a little “hate fuck-y”.

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      867 5309

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        Ask for Jenny.

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    Ah… of course… a gene-test…

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      To add to the other comment, albino babies have not been treated kindly in the past

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        A lot of people haven’t been treated nicely because of some gene defect. And albino doesn’t even come with any mayor disabilities.

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      I know you’re joking but I’ve heard of weirder in my family, a majority of the time we pop out looking pale and pink but on rare occasions some native DNA will come to the surface and they come out tan. Hasn’t happened in a couple too many generations so I suspect the native blood has become too thin but with an ethnically mixed enough population this could happen relatively frequently.

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        Jea i know that can happen but still think its kinda funny. What do you mean by native?

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          Native American, most of my ancestoral branches have had good relationships with the tribes we’ve encountered over the last 500 years give or take since the oldest American branch has been here. Sometimes we intermarried, hell at least one branch outright became fully integrated into the Cherokee, got some ancestors in one of their grave yards back east and have some pictures of my last ancestor born amongst them.

          Best I get out of the deal is that I tan a bit better than your average person of non-Metis Scottish diaspora.

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            Thanks very interesting. I’m German so I don’t immediately think of native Americans.

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              Fair enough, personally I kinda forget that others don’t immediately think about them, so it kinda works on the other side of the coin as well.

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    I’ve seen a few of these Maury Povich Show episodes.

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    Damn Zeus and his macanation

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    She appears to be a hirsutely-eyebrowed lass.

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      “she” is an ai slop

      https://lemmy.zip/post/69962286/28352399

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      … because you can see her eyebrows…?? I thought we were past that.

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    Don’t know if humans work that way but cats do.

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