Meritocracy my ass.

Packed with fiber!

Really. I have enough disappointment in my life, I don’t need your bait and switch essay.

He’s contracted Trump’s tendency to string words together without regard to their meaning.

At some point, you’d think his brain would have escaped his head and run away.

Wait a minute, I thought America was great again. Are you trying to tell me it isn’t?

The food is meh. The prices are high. Young people are broke. What do you expect?

What do you do when this happens? Bleach your hand?

I regret reading this.

The only thing this administration regrets is getting caught.

All that matters to him is how he can benefit. That’s it. He has no allegiance to anything or anyone other than himself.

You’re a monster.

Minus: You’ll never get promoted because no one else can do that job

Plus: You’ll never get laid off for the same reason

Maybe you should check with someone other than your mom.

Just because Elon is above the law doesn’t mean you are, even if you’re in a Tesla. Good luck.

Number 4 looks like a shoe horn, so I’d go with that since it more than one use.

Swans are Beauty and the Beast all in one.

What, the anti-worker leader of the anti-worker party is anti-worker? Who would have guessed?

He’ll create his own Trump Peace Prize, and he’ll be the first recipient. Additional prizes will be available for anyone willing to “donate”.

This is not news.