Doubtless they’re all broken up about that. On the plus side, it frees up the theater to screen something that’ll actually sell tickets.

So yesterday, they just phoned it in.

I take it Musk is having a tantrum about it on Twitter?

It’s the billionaire version of taking over Gazan homes after the IDF murders the owners.

Arseholes: “Your employee should be fired because they were outraged at a US citizen being beaten and murdered by Trump’s gestapo!”

Employers: “Uh, yeah. I’m pretty fucking outraged, too! Get fucked!”

Some ICEhole: “Stand there and let us murder you, or you’re breaking the law!”

Him: “Darling, your eyes sparkle like stars in the cosmos! My love for you is eternal!”

Her: “Nngh!” ptttttthhhhhhhht PLOP

Unsurprised Musk is in there.

Which of Trump’s closeted mob was this?

Hmm. In Australia, there’s 11 and a half.

Hmm. I don’t remember reading about anyone in, say, the Department of Agriculture sending an army of unhinged nazi-wannabes into cities to murder people, kidnap children to traffick for God-knows-what hideous purpose, bash people, mace people, gas people. I mean, I could be wrong. Some folks get pretty serious about soybeans …

Somebody should glue him to the middle of an intersection so people can use him as a roundabout.

The Hand is still the safest way to not be squished … statistically speaking.

He should get life with no parole. It’s not like she can come back after 20 years.

It … it can feel old.

"We totally investigated ourselves and … "

See Part 2

I honestly thought the Japanese were a society with great respect shown to their elders?

Fry your flour in butter.

Even better, butter the outside too and fry the toast in it. Melts in your mouth! Makes a lot of smoke in the kitchen, but melts in your mouth.