He’s an Imperialist.

Gosh, that’s nice of 'em! Where’s the, “I don’t want one cent of MUH TAXES going to fund foreigners” crowd now?

Garth Ennis and Steve Dillon summed it up so well in Preacher

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Why aren’t his earlobes and nose really long, given he’s over 200 years old, and a lot of old people have extra growth in their nose and ear cartilage? I’m sorry, but until this is addressed in comics, I just can’t believe Wolverine is real.

If old Merrie Melodies cartoons have taught us anything, it’s that this is possible, Daffy Duck did it, and the government is going to ban all cartoons lest children run out and do it, even though they never have.

They’re not paid to represent voters.

Although … if voters crowdfunded a few billion for a bribe, Trump would probably throw them a bone!

Wow. Who knew he wore makeup?!

Ah, well. So long as something pisses him off, I’m happy.