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may brings up so many more questions than answers
Might have been a very small person in a lizard costume.
Sometimes I slurp up the noodles and I’m like wait, I wasn’t eating noodles and I’m not eating and why do I have a lizard up my nose???
Worried that they’ll end up with a reptile dysfunction.
You’re a lizard Harry
This is a version of I fell on to this bottle…
One in a million shit doc
I love that paramedic I think is in Los that has skits for days on the crazy stuff they deal with.
Ok I had to find it and link it
https://www.youtube.com/@FireDepartmentChronicles/shorts
And one of my best friends is Para, stories for years. Some so endearing, most frigging gross. Shout out to all that are EMTs/Para/Fire/ER nurses and docs!
So you mean someone may have eaten Mark Zuckerberg?..
Gotta eat the rich somehow.
Are we talking a gecko, or a Perentie?
Ask it about car insurance. It’s the only way to be sure.
In someone’s head, this is a situation for an ER.
I hope they waited hours and hours because they just never made it off bottom priority.
I remember being at a party and some dude showing off and biting the head off a gecko someone had caught ( he was a moron and rum was involved). 1 hour later he was sick as can be and spewing from both ends.
this IS an emergency, a live lizard in your body
Though the mouth, right?
…right?
Isn’t that called eating? There aren’t many poisonous lizards
Probably an animal at the vet
Reminds me of the old “I had a dream last night that I was eating a giant marshmallow, and when I woke up, my pillow was gone!”
Their name: Lizards Georg.
