Someones in the mood for a vitamin alright…. Vitamin D!!! Lmfao
There’s a myth that carrots are good for your eyesight, but what’s interesting is that carrots are actually really good for your memory. I lost one up my ass when I was 12 and never forgot that moment.
I think in the future, you should use the version with “my uncle stuck one up my ass when I was 12 and never forgot about it.”
It’s a better punchline imo.
What about being sexually abused by an older family member makes it a better punchline?
Some people cope with the horribleness of reality by trying to laugh. I can’t say it’s a good or a bad way to cope.
But remember folks, gallows humor is only funny when you’re one of the ones on the gallows. If no one stuck a carrot up your ass, it’s not your place to make the joke.
So we’re gatekeeping humor now?
Yep. Does that make you angry? We’re gatekeeping that too. Get over it.
Thank you, thought police! I was about to make an illegal joke but your comment saved civilization from it.
You can make whatever joke you like. I’m just letting you know how it’ll be received and why.
Oh no, you forgot you carrot in there
That doesn’t answer anyone’s question.
Showers are for oranges or IPAs.
Get another carrot and when they come home just start chompping down on it nonchalantly. Total power move to establish your dominance.
Bugs Bunny
I’d eat it. I don’t mind leftovers and I hate waste.
No one does, judging by the look of that one. 🤫
I don’t think that’s for eating
It might go well in a fresh salad or stew.
Never heard of a Shower Orange? Just a veggie version of that I imagine… I’m sure…
Nobody.
