Watch my left hand while I fuck you with my right fist

They’re just upset they didn’t get invited. They would have mined the info and not told anyone about it.

Bobby Brainworm in charge of the health department is about as logical as watching “On Golden Pond” to learn how to rebuild an engine transmission.

Fucking retarded.

Violating equal opportunity by investigating DEI initiatives which support equal opportunity.

This is shove-your-head-up-your-ass mental gymnastics.

Yup NATO bases in Greenland monitor Russian activity in the North Atlantic. The US taking over means Russia gets to do what it wants.

Nato uses Greenland to monitor Russian submarines entering the north Atlantic. Trump taking Greenland means unfettered access.

The 2025 Fascist Circle Jerk was hosted in Jerusalem… Nice

Donald should have been punched in the mouth when he was a teenager. All his rich classmates at boarding school are to blame.

So Mr Free Speech just forced a 3rd party to restrict free speech like he does on his free speech platform. Fucking hypocrite.

AND here’s proof /u/spez is a fucking pussy.

They caught us in the group chat (Wasn’t me)

Saw us sharing all the war stats (Wasn’t me)

Even leaked our secret battle plans (Wasn’t me)

Journo read it with both hands (Wasn’t me)

They saw the intel we’d sent out (Wasn’t me)

Heard the calls to air it all out (Wasn’t me)

Now denials are getting louder (Wasn’t me)

The incompetence is so much clearer!

Same type of addiction of people who think the Kardashians care about them or schedule their whole lives around going to Disneyland a few times a year.

There’s not enough cowbells! We need more cowbells!

The only answer is negative tax rates for the 1%! Pay up you peasants!

Damn dirty journalists keep jumping into the path of the bullets fired at them! - IDF

King John is raging somewhere

First the judicial, and then the legislative.

Go ahead Mike. Rubberstamp your own pink slip.

The voter stealer wants fix elections to prevent further vote thefts. Irony.

Isn’t Texas properly pronounced as Te-has, a Mexican name?

Why have more than account on the older platforms? That’s not what I mean at all.

Start your formal profiles (FB, Insta, LinkedIn, the ones that boomers know about) and post neutral stuff sparingly. Go hog wild on the ones you’ll never admit to having. Just use a different email address.