Uh, they put sublime under happy because it’s Ska-like. I don’t think whoever made this chart ever listened to any of the words.
What I got is arguably their happiest song, and it’s painfully obvious it’s a depressed person reminding himself that life can be enjoyed, is worth living, even when everything is shit.
Smashing pumpkins in the happy half???
And NIN not in the angry?
They have only heard one NIN song and it shows.
“Killing in the name of!!” Tchum tchum tu tchum tchum !!
The amount of comments saying “ANGRY AND HORNY IS A THING!” has me a little worried about y’all.
You’ve never had angry sex?
Only in the best of times.
Not saying it’s not a thing… More that everyone needs that to be in this shit post
Ah yeah, fair observation
May I introduce you to Electric Six?
Is there a way to put NIN into both extremes of Angry and Horny?
My first thought exactly. To do so, we must bend space itself? We’d need a wormhole.
All you need is a piece of scotch tape and loop the graph back on itself.
No, we need to go further, we must turn the graph into a torus for ultimate alignment across all possibilities!
spoiler
(I have no fucking idea what im saying)
Great chart. RHCP is so much hornier than Weezer though.
Why can’t you be angry and horny?
Exactly my thought! Why not both!?
The entire chart is wrong. There’s no “happy” alignment at all in 90’s bands.
You’re twisting my melon man.
“I focus on the pain…the only thing that’s real” super horny.
I’m assuming every ska band is so far off the left edge we can’t see them.
Someone has never listened to No Doubt or NIN.
Also Morphine, Offspring, Tool, and Veruca Tools, Blink 182 is way more happy and horny than Sublime. Weezer belongs where the Flaming Lips are and RHCP is hornier than both of them.
This chart is awful.
I was gonna say how is the Offspring sad!?
The music is happy but the words are sad
Idk, Tool feels about right? Maybe slightly more angry and slightly less sad
Or Korn
Wouldn’t Deftones be in the horny section?
This is exactly the kind of discussion I’d like on this post.
Deftones are VERY horny
Deftones and NIN need to switch places.
So you can’t be Angry and Horny?!?!
Sure you can. All of the bands I the middle of the y-axis are equally angry and horny.
Not in the nineties, you couldn’t. 😉
I doubt that the person who did this chart ever listened to Morphine. Imho they sound like right out of a funeral.
Pretty sure the chart was made by someone born after 2000.
Thank you. Morphine is unquestionably in the Horny/Sad zone.
Yeah, I love Morphine, and “happy” is quite possibly the last adjective I would use to describe them. Some of it’s kind of playful maybe.
I disapprove of the idea that angry and horny are opposites.
This explains why I never liked Foo Fighters.
