Old meme, already 40.
I be 44 this year! Just after my third lower back surgery
Damn, I’m scared to consider one.
Brag much? Look you Mr. Maturity. I just exited my mid 30s, anow had to transition into calling myself late 30s.
Don’t worry time flies from that point on and then you die.
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40? The oldest millenials are turning 45 this year.
Everyone saying this is too late. We are Xennials not Millenials.
By the same article you posted, this is 3 years late. That fucker is already on the car and climbing towards the rest of us
The graduating class of 2000 were the original millennials before it was used as a general term for an entire generation.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millennials
They coined the term in 1987, around the time children born in 1982 were entering kindergarten, and the media were first identifying their prospective link to the impending new millennium as the high school graduating class of 2000.[29]
The Oregon Trail generation!
Missed out on that one by a couple years unfortunately, though I feel more of a connection to those who had a pre-digital childhood like myself than I do to the iPad babies of today.
Yeah, that sweet spot in timeline between analog and digital.
Was looking for this comment, thanks!
Sure whatever millennials are consider starting in 1981. So oldest is 45. But whatever they are all made up and mean nothing. Cause now they are starting micro generations.
There are now several studies showing that generations rarely end precisely at one point and begin anew at another. In the case of Xennials, they do not identify with either the later Millennials or Generation X.
No really a made up thing isn’t precise. There is no Xennials or that is the micro generations some are pushing. And come on the wealth of your family, where you are raised how you are raised are going to be bigger factors in how you grow up then your generation.
btw you posted it 2 times
The other time should be deleted before I posted this one, because I forgot the “40s”
i see
Already there, would not recommend. The only prize is unending joint pain.
Lucky! I got chronic nerve pain at 40. Good excuse to smoke pot, tho
My wife and I joke that once you hit 40, a random 40s ailment just just assigned to you. Well, just one if you’re lucky. I got assigned some nerve pain myself.
I got diabetes…
Don’t forget the sudden need for “readers”.
And the need for “progressives” for the nerds who already had their distance vision murdered by genetics and books.
For the Z’ers, “books” are stacks of paper, typically glued together on one side, with a single audiobook or podcast transcribed onto them and displayed in a fixed font.
I was gonna say. We’re all in the back seat of a car because you’re not running from that thing with knees that old.
I just turned 41, fuck you for accuracy…
My bank account and accomplishments say I’m 25. Check & mate.
40 is the new bankrupt
Gen x’er here, weren’t y’all like starting things in 1981…wouldn’t that make you comingup on a different decade? (I’ll take my rotten tomatoes now, high velocity please)
That can’t be right, that would mean I’m actually getting older
Getting older isn’t a real thing. Your outsides just get really crinkly from sleeping on them so much.
One too many baths
As a millienal rapidly approaching 40 and with my first kid on the way…this image speaks to me.
Congrats on the first kid! I have young kids and recommend getting some cardio in now for more energy. It’s been helping me.
Thanks! Haha I’ve been working on that as well and some arm/core strength for rocking it haha.
That’s a good idea too. I threw my back out once with the first one from rocking because I didn’t realize I was sort of compressing my spine to give my arms a break. It’s one of those things that doesn’t matter if you do it once, but over and over again, it sneaks up on you.
My father referred to me as ‘almost 40’ the other day, which I deemed rude so I called him ‘almost 60’, which he also deemed rude.
My parents started referring to me as “middle-aged” when I was like 35 specifically because they knew it would drive me nuts. And with the current trajectory of American life expectancy, the math might actually bear them out.
Nah, man, engage your spite, live to 100, curse them as you die. I believe in you.
My family lives for freaking ever i won’t “middle aged” until my 48th
Oldest end of gen z, staring down the barrel of 30. Low key excited but still a lot to process lmao
Meanwhile, retirement age is speeding away into the distance…
There was never any hope to retire
Who needs retirement when you can just die working
We’ve had one warehouse fire, yes, but what about second warehouse fire??
My heart aches not working towards a future where Bezos will have to settle for just a yacht within a yacht, and not a utopia where he has a yacht in his yacht that can be docked in another yacht
Forty was fine. I didn’t feel old at all and was in a decent place mentally. I’m now 49, and I have a feeling 50 is going to be somewhat jarring. It just feels undeniably mature.
I’m mid forties now and I’m preparing for battle
How are you knees holding up?
I have to workout so much just to feel normal
3 more months!! I’m excited! Aging is a privilege!
40 Millennials chasing you down the street would be pretty scary.
Nah, we’re angry but we’re pretty lazy
That’s why it would be scary. We don’t move for nothin’. Especislly those of us over 40.
