I stock shelves for a living. I can only thank the flying spaghetti monster that they don’t use his face as a logo on that chocolate flavored drywall he sells as candy bars…

My parents served as an example of “what not to do”.

I made a personal vow years ago, that i would never be what my dad was to me, to anybody else…

“I can end it in a day”

This is the way to do it

I blocked my lg from the Wi-Fi after i got a “Kobe Bryant memorial” ad, while playing on my switch… TF?!