I’m very good at translating idiot speak and even I don’t get it. He’s declining fast.
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Spoken like a true toddler.
Ai, please write the stupidest shit ever about how I’m going to open the straight of Hormuz after I shut it down for a month with a stupid war. Mention Xi in a rudely polite asshole way. Make it sound like I’m 5 and the straight of Hormuz is really straight and hasn’t sucked me off. Again the guy is straight, not like Bubba.
I’d like to see Trump fight. It’d be funny.
"I know fighting. NOBODY knows more about fighting than me. I was at the MMZ the other night. Big guys came up to me, tears in their eyes, “MR PRESIDENT, can you give me some advice for my next fight?”
“Don’t get in the octagone with everybody’s favourite president”, I told him. I meant it as a joke. I do that self-depreciating humour, because I’m so humble. Lot of people don’t think I am, but I am. I don’t like to brag, but I’m the best at self-depreciting. Believe me. Believe me.
Anyway, you could tell from the fear in his eyes he thought I was serious. Which is okay. If I was there, it would be MY ring. I wouldn’t want to be in my ring with me either".
*Women are actually pretty happy that I’ve decided to finally treat them with respect. I’m doing it for them, sure — but also for myself, and honestly for society as a whole. This kind of situation won’t happen again. They’ve basically agreed to respond better to me now that I’m acting different. I mean, when I show up, they’ll probably appreciate it — maybe not say it outright, but you can tell.
We’re working together now, in a smarter way, and it’s going really well! Isn’t that better than all the conflict and rejection??? BUT REMEMBER, I could go back to how things were before if I wanted to — I just don’t, because I’m choosing the better path now.*
I honestly can’t tell what’s real any more. Which is the whole idea, I guess.
Same. But because I still try to maintain some sense of whatever insanity is happening in the world, I checked and this one is real. 😞
Jesus, I thought for sure this one was fake. Nope.
Just kill me, before my brain commits suicide after reading more of those “messages”.
This is the second of his brain farts, where I seriously thought: ‘nope,this one has to be a troll’. And surprise: it’s real!
I mean, big fat hug???
It’s even “big, fat, hug” with that superfluous comma of pride in creating big boy lists.
big, boy, lists
Holy fuck, he really IS declining fast. The language in this post is even dumber and more childlike than normal. We gotta get this fucker out of the WH.
the amount of stress hes under to keep epstein news at bay, and coming up with distraction after distraction is taking its toll.
He is no longer writing on 8 grade level. He is writing on 8-year-old level
He was never able to write at an 8th grade level.
I know. That was a hyperbole :)
Now open the strait of Epstein you fat fuck
Wait wait wait, so he’s simultaneously blockading AND opening the strait?
Dafuq?
shrodingers strait, it would be a persian cat involved.
We’re changing the name to “Schrödinger’s Strait”
It exists in a state of superposition until an oil tanker explodes
of course it has to involve a persian cat to test it.
Shouldn’t that be “Schrödinger’s Blockade”? It both exists and doesn’t, but the waveform cannot be collapsed even by observing whether a ship gets through or interdicted.
OK, yes, “Schrödinger’s Blockade” is better.
“Sir, China just went though our blockade.”
"Nahhh I letted them go in it cas me big strong and the love me. I’m the bestes like no one has ever bested before. "
That’s how blockaids usually work. It’s a toll.
Gotta pay the troll toll
he has been memed in isaip sub, he is the troll toll.
Yup. The trump toll.
Oh, China is very happy, that part I believe.
As does the economist
China gets 37% of the oil normally going through the strait. So while China might be happy that the US is projecting less power, I assume the oil shortage will still be painful for China in the short run.
https://www.visualcapitalist.com/charted-oil-trade-through-the-strait-of-hormuz-by-country/
Agreed, but they increase their renewable energy Produktion massivley in the last years. While they might feel the shortage, i think the West is less prepared.
*me, punching you in the face:
“Aren’t you glad I’m helping?”
That’s not from Trump. While it uses his phrasing, sort of, the whole thing stays on one point and is generally cohesive.
Giveaway for me was he didn’t sign off on a topic like this with a “Thank you for your attention to this matter”. But maybe he doesn’t like us giving attention to these matters. Who knows.
You say that with such effortless confidence without even having bothered to check, and not one of those 10 people who upvoted tried to check either. golf clap
His team can post on his behalf. It might be posted on his account by someone else.
This is so dumb, he can make an account for each staffer that wants to post so we can see who is posting what garbage.
Without a clear indication of who is posting he is likely violating the law in regards to record retention.
Sure, and if you want to argue “a staffer did it”, then “staying on point”/“generally cohesive” is a stretch to make the argument work. This has extremely jumpy flow, and trying to move the standard further back and say “bUt NoT fOr TrUmP” just turns this whole thing into an unfalsifiable hypothesis facilitated by an infinitely movable goalpost. I can point out why it’s so jumpy (any literate person should be able to), but I’m confident it’ll be met with, again, “tRuMp StAnDaRdS tHo!!”.
Edit: More importantly, though, saying confidently that “it’s not from Trump” is hilariously unfounded. I’m not arguing it is or is not from Trump, but rather that saying anything definitively like that is absurd.
I think they’re claiming it isn’t from Trump’s official account, just that he didn’t write it
I believe that, in which case “that’s not from Trump” is something they’re in no position to say matter-of-factly; they’re just guessing (and I think poorly, at that). It’s just palm-reading the post and then giving a definitive, with no caveats, “Nope, Trump didn’t write this.”
I linked to the article because trying to definitively say Trump didn’t write something definitionally has to be reserved for fake posts, not real ones that come from his account with no disclaimer and no later admission.
I’m pretty sure he uses an llm to write a lot of his posts. The ones like this one.
The rest are voice-to-text.
ChatGPT normally writes at a way higher grade level than that tweet. It seems unlikely to be from a LLM.
Could be an aid being dictated to
- President DJT
AKA
President Don’t Jump Theshark
