It’s going pretty good.

That’s weighs like 25 air port hotdogs!

Or it might not matter when I’m dead or jailed or burnt. Whatever they are planning to do with us citizens.

2.75 more years of this shit.

I wish he got an airport award!

I just created the “Me, I think he deserves an airport award” award and I’m honored to…

Anyway, squirrel!

Hey sexy! Is that a rocket in your poc…holy shit! That’s a godamn big whatever it is!

Oh oh…shit. That’s going to hit photography hard.

Random mammography exams for free!

Nope. Again, please point your pointy bits to the real perps, not the American people who like me are happy to help others.

Yey! Here’s to y’all who like me are poorly informed citizen bystanders! We won! We wanted to win n we won! Yey! We’re winners!

Just let me know how hollow? Too much so far? A couple of YMCA dance moves perhaps? A little hurra hoop hoop?

But that’s still not us. That’s the king and his followers doing that.

As a nation we are basically hostages. There’s nothing in our legal power to do that can bring back our troops or deploy them. We don’t vote to deploy troops or start wars. Its the idiot king that the electoral college picked who is doing all that. I’m just saying the rest of us are powerless but welcome people from anywhere if it was up to us. Ofcourse there are exception to this as there would be in any nation. But that’s Normal. You wouldn’t want a sudden invasion. But you’d be okay with tourism. Tourism can get out of hand too but you know, you go to a mall and you year people talking a different language, that’s okay by me.

Frienemies…like if you teleported directly from Europe into any given US street nobody would say “hey, that guy is an enemy”. We in the US have a problem, an idiot is driving.

I have to come clean. I am also an idiot. But I am working thru my problems. The idiots driving our country may, hopefully be replaced. One day. Hopefully while I’m still alive and not 89 years old.

Oh his foldable neck’s Eminem!

I feel satanic. If anything, that’s the one thing I would tell others. “Believe in yourself”. So WT Fucking F to this poster.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoYyiNRtMEE&t=13

I’ll let him drop the mic.

actually lady, if I could, I’ll ask my wife if she’d let me play with big beautiful bill. Trump can have ugly small twinky Jeffrey Epstein. Oh what’s that? Jeffery whaaaa? Okay fine. I accept, but only in one condition. No lube.

Sex work is still work. They deserve dignity and recognition for what they do for the rest of us. In my moments of solitude only Lulu brings warmth to my life. She’s awesome. I hope things go well to all you guys who do porn for us ugly people.

OK looks like they are. Yeah, moving along, its a big lie. Don’t come here. Specially in spring. Spring here is like big boobs. You see it and you’re fascinated by it. But then you move here and you’re like George Carling’s dog…where the fuck’s the food??? What happened to the sexy boobs? Why is everything around us and every building both wet and green? That (anything with a shape) is green and it’s not even a tree! And why is it still raining? No its sunny, no raining. Actually I came here with my dog but the wind took him… Ah he’s wet and green now. Oh its raining again… 1 years later…ahhhh! Spring is here! The Cherry blossoms! Awesome! This is so coo…oh raining again. Oh.

Yeah, don’t move here.

Are the actors in “sleepless in Seattle” still alive?

Never trust a hooker trying to sell you corn…or…hear me out…Hanna on 35th! She’s got the best corn!