So I can hope a vet shoots him in the face?
Do vetenarians even own guns?
Can you ever truly own a gun?
First I can’t own the libs, now I can’t own a gun. The commies have taken everything from me
Hey, don’t shoot the messenger. … I don’t even know if there is a pun in there anymore.
Most vets I know have access to guns. Or at least tranq guns.
staple gun maybe
Don’t threaten me with a light prison sentence
Well you’ve left the world with a biohazard problem they now need to clean up. If he’s cremated it’s going to turn the air orange
Trumps in a hospital? 😀
What did I missed?
Well I declare it’s double illegal to pray for his recovery.
No take-backs!
I’ve heard that maga prayers on his behalf are forming protection around him, making him stronger every time witches try to cast spells to hasten his demise.
If he’s rotting, it means I got him! Oh, I wish… One upping-etsy witches would be glorious lmao
I don’t mind doing some little illegal things every now and again.
It’s ok every once in a while, as a treat!
It didn’t mention brain implosion. Or pre-frontal lobe exploding. Or shitting so hard he buries himself in turds and suffocates from yesterdays KFC gorging.
What about those things? Are those okay?
Those are okay.
Laughs in Canadian eh.
- president of the USA
Can gelatin contain one random peanut?
What funny ways to go are there in the hospital setting?
Any chance of getting that lone peanut into his IV bag?
Edit: Just wanted to also point out that any way he dies will be funny, no matter what.
The unfortunate part is that it won’t be particularly funny when he shits himself during because he does that live on camera already and nobody does anything.
It’ll be the scene from Death of Stalin all over again.
Drunk/stoned nurse confuses him with a diabetic patient and ODs him on insulin?
