Mind your own business.

I’m 50 years old and my parents are dead.

The McDonald’s DoorDash delivery was quite enjoyable despite the angry mobs surrounding his high security oval office.

I’m convinced that people with excessive levels of wealth have fewer brain synapses than the rest of us living real lives of constant work & negotiating & constantly coming up with creative survival strategies.

I think they meant what they said. They could view it all on a computer screen but if they were to print it out it would probably be thousands of pages worth of data on each person.

Maybe it’s finally time we start kink-shaming some people.

It’s a four-panel comic cartoon. Now that you mention there is a big blue link under it but most people are conditioned not to click those because we’ve been stung by too many cancerous links full of firewalls & ads & popups.

I’ve got “mark read on scroll” enabled as well as “hide read posts”.

Same. Those features have never worked for me either. Equally effective as pushing the crosswalk button at a traffic intersection, or pushing the “close door” button inside an elevator. Useless. Best I can do on Lemmy is click the “refresh button” sometimes or come back a few days later to get a fresh feed.

OP’s version was indeed misleading, making us suppose there was a corpse on the warehouse floor for a week while management covered it up & made everyone keep working around it.

rumba@lemmy.zip’s explanation was much more detailed & accurate & appreciated.

Spend a few months in Vocational school > massage therapist > pass all the licensure tests > earn around $500/day working at a spa.

Oh no, it’s no longer available. Did mods remove it, or is it only unavailable to me?

Update: thank you I see it now! Epic. Finally Melania kinda looks like she has a meaningful vocation for once.

All humans should be deported from planet earth as illegal invasive species, and restore this glorious planet to unicellular organisms.

Well I’m glad to be an actual us army veteran so I can unapologetically use the 24-hour format, which is easier & makes more sense than the 12-hour format.

I have the same question. Because if that picture is supposed to represent stolen valor, or poseur, I don’t think it’s working.

Good thing I never needed to print anything in privacy back then. Those were loud screeching buzzing machines and we just accepted it as normal.

Aw in my younger years I used to fantasize having two people sucking my nipples, one person licking my clit, and a fourth for passionate kisses, but none of that ever happened, just years of hard work & paying bills and now I’m dead inside.

Simple mistake. Forgot to scan your bar code before sitting in the bagging area.

I do recall blocking the thorn guy from my previous account. So that’s a downside to establishing a new Lemmy account. All the users I’d blocked are now roaming freely in my feed again.

But if that complaint is based on a recent order, probably need to show them the receipt, and nowadays there are cameras everywhere for them to review the footage showing that you did receive everything you ordered.

And some wealthy Utah mormons