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    As was said before, this is why the aliens roll up their windows and drive faster when they pass our planet.

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    And then those files will only be half released and full of redactions because it turns that Trump and the other billionaires have been fucking alien kids too.

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    I’m calling it here: Trump did not just rape a child. Everyone already knows that and he’s still trying to hide the Epstein files.

    Trump murdered a child and then raped her corpse.

    Or there’s a video of him having sex with Bill Clinton. Republicans would consider that equally bad.

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    A significant chunk of American pop culture of the past decades is based on the premise that The Government is Hiding Something.

    Trump’s going to throw a big wrench in that by releasing fucking everything. Except a few things. A few great secrets.

    I swear American pop culture in the coming century or so is just going to be The Government is Hiding The Epstein Files, over and over and over.

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    At this point I don’t think we even need to discuss whether the president of the United States of America raped children.

    No one who hasn’t raped children puts this much effort into hiding files implicating child rapists.

    Logically the only other explanation possible is that he’s being blackmailed by people who did rape children and if what they have on him isn’t child rape, it must be something else pretty bad.

    So he either raped children or something else pretty fucking sketchy.

    REMOVE THIS TRAITOR!!!

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    Never seen more definitive proof that there’s “no there there” then when this fucking asshole acts like this is a big deal.

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      Is it me or are people just not that bothered about aliens, compared to in the 90s?

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        People became oversaturated with alien stuff. It became unfashionable to believe in aliens and the millionth “aliens invade” movie isn’t interesting.

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        That’s because we all started carrying around cameras, but didn’t get a bunch of credible alien videos.

        If this was the 90’s, then everyone would’ve believed the government stories about Alex Pretti and Rene Good.

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    This is because he felt challenged by Obama. He has a pathological complex of inferiority against Obama.

    Obama talks about classified files? Trump one-ups and gives the classified files.

    Now Obama should need to talk about those Trump-Epstein files…

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      Hell yeah, power moves. He could be dumb enough to fall for it.

      You should be a political strategist.

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        Obama: “You know, I care a lot about children and I think they deserve to be loved.”

        Trump: “OH, YOU LOVE CHILDREN?! NOBODY LOVES CHILDREN MORE THAN I DO. THE EPSTEIN FILES PROVE THAT I, DONALD J. TRUMP AM THE BIGGEST LOVER OF CHILDREN.”

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    I mean his base is dumb enough to fall for this trick, so it will work perfect.

    I really hate how the dept of education has been destroyed over the decades and now over 70% of the country is dumb as bricks.

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      As a Californian, it’s not just the DoE, especially on a scale of decades. My girlfriend went to public school in Texas and had shit like iPads and a lunch cafeteria with actual restaurants. I went to public school in California, mostly (entirely?) after it was gutted by the Governator, and had shit like textbooks shared across classes with swastikas and 8=D drawn all over the pages and a lunch cafeteria that served frozen pizzas microwaved in the plastic and frozen milk that still had ice-chunks in it.

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      Because Republicans in Congress and every single conservative voter have chosen to shield him from the consequences of his actions.

      They are ALL traitors to our nation.

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    there arent any aliens visiting earth. this is another fucking trump scam / distraction / bullshit opportunity. somehow he can make it ultimately about trashing the democrats, or just distracting people from his crimes and economic destruction.