some mf really threw an entire hog carcass into a blender and said “yea let’s sell that as food. Great.”
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entire hog carcass
Oh no, you’re getting select cuts of offal and skin and water retention agents.
Use every part! Shits delicious. If it wasn’t so salty would be a great way to avoid prep more often.
There’s a “less sodium” version that’s pretty good but still salty af
Yea nah the good parts of the pig, those they sell in far better cuts XD
Spam is all that’s left over but the squeal, and then, sawdust or whatever they use to retain the water.
The parts not fit for hot dogs.
Lips and assholes. Yum.
Spam is pretty good tbh if you fry it up
Are you trying to convince us to eat blended pork, that is not in hotdog form?
I guess? People don’t seem to have a problem with sausage. And there are even grosser products that are regional to the US that I’ll spare you the descriptions of…
you eat chunks of belly fat and like it don’t you? what about pre inseminated chicken overy escriment? you like it don’t you?
see you can make anything sound nasty if you describe it like a jackass.
It was a joke, hammerhead.
Oh is that why people say you wouldn’t like hot dogs if you saw how they were made, because they are just spam in tube form?
SPAM - Something Posing As Meat
Lovely Spam!
Wonderful Spam!SHUT UP
spam spam spam spam
Spammity Spam! Wonderful Spam!
I DON’T LIKE SPAM!!!
You can have the ‘spam eggs bacon and spam’. That hasn’t got much spam in it
And probably your daily recommended sodium intake X 3.
my blood identifies as the red sea
And aspires to be the Dead Sea!
According to the SPAM website, each can has 3,840mg of sodium.
Oh, only double then. My bad.
How high are you
No officer it’s “hi how are you”
no, no, it’s “5 foot 11”
some mf really threw an entire hog carcass into a blender and said “yea let’s sell that as food. Great.”
“Dead animal in my dead animal? Revolting.”
“And add some burned matches to the mix for extra smoke flavour”
“If you’re not a fan, bam! Drop a few used matches in that can and it will taste less like plain ol spam!”
I’d rather eat my own cum
I’m not here to stop you. I just have one question: Can you produce 36oz of load per day? I got that number from a regular size 12oz can of SPAM and multiplied it by 3 for 3 meals a day. This is reckoning by volume not weight.
I can help him though
cum has more fructose than spam
I’m enough of a man to eat straight out of the Can at any time of the day but please don’t make me eat spam.
It’s very cheap protein where I live. But it has way too much salt for me, and various other mysteries.
For cheap protein I buy sardines instead.
I’ve never had sardines but I’ve heard they are extremely healthy and low cost.
Spam: low cost, delicious, but not healthy. And downright disgusting to those who know what it actually is and/or have witnessed its entire processing from whole happy pig to canned gelatinized slurry.
Sardines do have the same high salt problem. Healthy in moderation but watch your blood pressure.
You want cheap protein? Get dried legumes. (and prepare yourself for the farts)
I can’t stand sardines. Every time I’ve tried them it’s just the wrong kind of fishy flavor.
If I want cheap protein I usually go chicken or turkey.
That’s disgusting, use a spoon!
you cant tell me what to do, youre not my dad
I just ate Korean BBQ SPAM with an egg and cheese on white bread. It was good considering the effort that went in. My heart is pounding like I just ran a marathon though. I think if I ate another I might die.
That’s probably because a single 2 oz serving (1/6th of a can) has a third of the salt you need per day. A can is 2x the recommended daily salt intake.
I ate half the can in that sandwich and nothing else yesterday. Is it bad to get your full % daily value of salt in the span of less than 5 minutes?
I’m no doctor, but it’s probably not ideal.
When I was a child I thought that stuff was delicious. Mom served it to us. As I got older I kinda started realizing what it was, along with hot dogs and stuff like that, and I cannot stomach the idea of eating such things anymore.
A time release shit post, since y’know.
