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i’ve personally never used this thing (i was busy waiting in the respawn queue), but oh my god this looks amazing. i love this design. i’m gonna steal this now. thank you for showing me this.

it’s got apartment complex vibes

i find it quite simple though

he bites like a sandworm

no, no, it’s “5 foot 11”

i don’t think this is real… am i going insane?

do you are have speak english

no, that’s a desk hob. common misunderstanding.

that’s very clever, i hate it, have a mildy angry upvote

i am wearing a wire.

good question!

sorry, personally i take residence under a monolithic chunk of stone so i was unable to get this reference

i was also only born within the last two decades

the silence of the lambs is a 1991 american psychological horror thriller film.

missed it by one (and a half, give or take) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

oh my god it’s the guy who ate a cat

and another

the heat actually vibrates the blades of the fans at a special frequency that allows it to communicate with the undead.

using a special set of mircoscopic engravings on the back of every odd numbered blade, it communicates with the vengeful spirits and asks for a man named ‘josh’.

once the fan hits 100°c, and josh is successfully conjured, he utilizes his insanely strong arms to push the fan in a counter-clockwise direction.

upon the cooling of the fan, josh relieved of his duties, and sent to the break room. another spirit is premoted to a ‘josh’ to take his place.

that top right one genuinely just looks like a pit to hell i don’t think anyone’s gonna have a casual conversation in there

unless you’re potatos and chell, of course