Men make money to survive this cyberpunk dystopian capitalist hellscape.
Women make money to survive this cyberpunk dystopian capitalist hellscape.
Thanks, corporate mascot beever
The reappropriation of the Buc-ees beaver is similar to the reappropriation of Mickey Mouse by punks in the 70’s.
Nothing says 'Muricah more than Buc-ees (and maybe us flag bathing shorts). It is a mecca for meat, oversized sodas and snacks, petrol consumption, and nice toilets to shit all the garbage you’ve consumed.
An .ml account in the Fediverse sporting the ultimate symbol of American consumerism is exactly what I’m going for.
It is a mecca for meat, oversized sodas and snacks, petrol consumption, and nice toilets to shit all the garbage you’ve consumed.
I want to go to there.
I’m sure it’s true for some women. But I wouldn’t be surprised if most working women were either married or in a committed relationship. Plus, a lot of households have two incomes out of necessity. Both partners need to work full time just to make ends meet.
I make money to be with cats.
I make money to not be homeless
Women hate men. They don’t date men, go out with them, hang out, marry them, fuck them or become their girlfriends. This is known since time immemorial.
True, this means straight women don’t exist
Damn, it’s like the societies that encouraged couples capable of reproduction got to survive forth.
Or maybe people just have a natural sex drive, you know, like everything that sexually reproduces.
Feels like a Facebook boomer meme
Men go camping to get away from people.
Women go camping to meet bears.
Women need to get over their obsession with gay men we are not interested in them that’s kinda what being gay is all about.
I’ll be honest, I kinda wished bear representation was more mainstream. I love how gay men draw and represent other men and I want that on my straight porn too!
I make money to eat and buy books.
I make money to eat books.
It’s nice that you reimburse the shops after your cravings subside.
Is this a ragebait?
I make money to care for my son.
And buy music.
Supporting the music industry is a felony.
You can buy music from places like bandcamp to support the artists directly ¯\(ツ)/¯
HISSS.
Hey look, it’s the background to all my songs because I’m bad at mastering 🥲
As a gay man I can whole heartedly tell you only women think men make money just to get women. Plus if a woman is attracted to a guy just because of wealth then that’s a doomed relationship, now go sip your tea
Yeah, it’s mostly so we can afford cool things. Or even just live comfortably without worrying about money.
I think women overestimate how much men think about them, to be honest.
Plenty of men work overtime so they don’t have to go back to their wife or gf
Yeah they are called boomers
Nope. It’s a trans-generational ploy since time immemorial. The worst ones are the bosses who ask you to stay so they don’t have to go home, but it can happen to anyone.
Yeah but who are the bosses currently mainly from? Exactly, boomers. Also, younger generations rather tend to break up instead of enduring a bad relationship/marriage.
Get a job and you’ll see most bosses aren’t boomers
You could also just look stuff up but making stuff up is fun too

That was all the salesmen at one place I worked. Mormons with tons of kids. They’d go anywhere in the world to get away from them.
To be fair, parenting is a pretty shitty gig. Expectations are high and support is low. People judge everything you do, especially those who have never done it themselves. Even with good kids its a thankless slog most of the time. God help you if you get a hard one.
This is also why people should seriously think about if they are ready to have a kid or want to have a kid.
Millions or tens/hundreds of millions of kids have parents that never really wanted them and just gave in to the biological clock and/or social pressures and the kids have a shitty childhood. It sucks to be unwanted, and kids can really feel it.
In the early nineties I knew a Mormon man with a happy housewife & 10 kids and he would run a marathon by himself every day just to be out of the house.
They forgot about the gays. Again.
Nobody expects the bisexual inquisition
*binquisition
This reads like the “manspreading” video that Russia put out to get us to hate each other.
Us men are working to not end up on the streets and dying of exposure or at the baton of a bootlicker.
I make money to afford ddr5.
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