Thank you.
Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice
I don’t want to be a vegetable
I work for Belethor, at the General Goods Store.
They hesitated, so there’s a chance.
I’d ask to have a conversation since I’m dead anyway - what do they have to lose? May as well go out amused.
“I just want you to understand… These edibles ain’t shit.”
Alright, this better blow my mind.
Strike me down, and I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
discombobulate
Fuck you
Legit thought this was to me personally for a second and I was like “What did I do?!”
Fuk u
lowers gun and shoots you in the back
"What was my bank password again? Charlemagne178Fibre?
Ah you know what I’ll just send a reset code to my phone. Phone code’s easy, birth month and birth year, just like on my license in my wallet. With my phone people can take my money, my car, they can generate an access code to my house, address on my license in my wallet. Theres also the bitcoin wallet app I use, same exact code except with an added one one at the end, the app is literally just called crypto it’s got a blue icon with a spiky white logo. Good ol’ phone code. But at least now I’ve bought enough time for POCKET SAND!"
“Killing a sandwich only makes it tastier.”
Ca-Ca-Carrot Cake 😠
So a Goku cake?
In case you aren’t aware, both comments are referencing an old Youtube parody animation about Dragonball Z called “Dragonzball PeePee”.
Edit: rewatching it, it’s still pretty funny but does toss out a casual “bundle of sticks” and a lazy gay joke. So there’s your “old media warning”.
They’ll remember you for the rest of their lives.
“‘Have a gun pointing to my head.’ Checked.”
I hope you bought good quality bullets, I’d hate for your weapon to misfire. I’m looking forward to not having to go to work tomorrow.
Your mom.
