This is a party question that I do to break the ice, it has 2 variants. The first one is:

“you died, sad. but hey, you go to heaven and guess what, god is there to receive you, he do something very cool for everyone who reaches him, he want to show you 5 statistics of your life, but you need to choose only 5. It can be whatever, like, how many pens you run out of ink, or more specific, like, how many times did you left somebody hanged on with the high five and you didn’t realized. Which 5 statistics you choose to see?”

Some people choose “how many times I was close to dead” as one of their five statistics, and the second variant is:

“You are blessed with some cool ass ability: you can left-click on people, but the menu that opens is something that you only can see, and what you see is not a menu, is a statistics table of that person. Which 5 statistics of every person would you like to know?”

The liberty of choose 5 statistics is the same as the first question.

Insidern zufolge bereitet er bereits eine vereinfachte Variante des Sprungs für Kurzauftritte vor, bei der lediglich der rechte Arm gehoben wird.

Smusktika

Elon is already practicing in the picture

the only union that they agree with…

at this rate, netflix could buy epic

Once I read a creepypasta where the wealthy spent a lot of money paying research and development of immortality, only achieving a worse version of cancer. The wealthy obviously went dead.

Really? Are people out there that thinks that death is a design flaw? I know it’s shitpost, but it’s based on something after all

“Trump cry like baby”. Huh.

huh, can’t tell the difference between cmd, powershell and now terminal in windows

I do press Windows + R, then type cmd and hit enter.

Aren’t 300B pennies like… 3B dollars?

no fcking way, I didn’t knew this was a thing

pawned, as “pawn” from “pawn shop”, and “ned” same as the name

finally. void linux mentioned

Amazing how internet have the capacity to make us ask ourselves about something of kindergarten level.

Six… what does that mean…? Then… here comes the… how did you call it? Seh-ven?

I think about this a lot and about people who says “we all are gonna be dead anyways”, yeah, you are not wrong, but the idea is that should happen like, I don’t know, a dozen of milleniums, maybe? Not in a few decades

La ONU está respaldando a Claudia, probablemente todo el mundo se entere de lo que le pasó a ella debido ya que la ONU está relacionada ahora, lo que me da mucha rabia es que ahora existe una mujer viuda, que ahora es alcaldeza de Uruapan. ¿Quién la respalda a ella y lo que le pueda pasar? Acaba de pasar completamente a segundo plano.

You can imagine how much we have seen this kind of behavior before. Women that are obviously culprit, mocking off real victims of sexual abuse, wanting to be shielded by sorority. Here Claudia Sheinbaum “is another victim”, she felt harrasded, like Carlos Manzo did when he asked for help for its city and was completly ignored.