"What was my bank password again? Charlemagne178Fibre?
Ah you know what I’ll just send a reset code to my phone. Phone code’s easy, birth month and birth year, just like on my license in my wallet. With my phone people can take my money, my car, they can generate an access code to my house, address on my license in my wallet. Theres also the bitcoin wallet app I use, same exact code except with an added one one at the end, the app is literally just called crypto it’s got a blue icon with a spiky white logo. Good ol’ phone code. But at least now I’ve bought enough time for POCKET SAND!"
Just Mahna mahna
Live longer if you said Dee Dee De dee de
“‘Have a gun pointing to my head.’ Checked.”
you’ll never find all the bombs before they go off without me.
Pull trigger to continue.
Penis
lowers gun and shoots you in the back
“Killing a sandwich only makes it tastier.”
They’ll remember you for the rest of their lives.
Ca-Ca-Carrot Cake 😠
Your mom.
You may think it’s genius, but since it still are the last words it doesn’t work.
Calling go go gadget bullet proof head requires that the user makes a contract: their head and neck are permanently hardened, rendering their lips and vocal cords immobilized.
Or he is so amazed it actually worked he doesn’t dare to speak a word anymore for the rest of his life.
“It’s ok Scooby, this is the good ending, pull the trigger.”
I hope you bought good quality bullets, I’d hate for your weapon to misfire. I’m looking forward to not having to go to work tomorrow.
So this is it… I’m going to die.
I try to improve myself every day.
But I can never achieve this level of genius. The answer is so obvious now!
Kill me now and you’ll never learn how to get deez…
(Gets killed anyways)
Killer: “dEeZ nUtS HaR hAr”
