I was literally getting my ass sprayed when I opened this meme.

These dogs really are that long though. I saw one for the first time in real life a couple months ago, it was chasing its tail around a building.

I sent an email. We’ll see what happens.

Edit: I received the following response:

This has been a social experiment by Oxford University, thanks for participating. Your data has been logged.

Immediately after opening the email, I received the following text message:

Hello, how have you been?

0/10, would not recommend.

He was taught by the same institute that taught Beethoven to drift.