Building the bunker where he’s gonna shoot himself?
How do we help fund this???
You’re already paying for it all. With your money and your lives.
That’s creative way of USdefaultism for once…
Oh man I fucking wish
Plans to rebuild an underground shelter that could once again provide protection for key White House officials
So, what I’m reading is that they’re currently unprotected.
And they apparently expect to need that protection.
The original bunker is packed floor-to-ceiling with Epstein Files, gotta build a new one in case the villagers show up with their torches and pitchforks.
Simpsons did it
Well… I highly doubt that. I expect the issue is that the current accommodations don’t feature enough gold plating.
They took out all the monster cables?
I’m sure the white house has several secret installations, and this will be the dumbest one.
Also the tackiest.
It’s also going to smell the worst.
There will be big gold script lettering on it that says “𝒮ℯ𝒸𝓇ℯ𝓉 ℐ𝓃𝓈𝓉𝒶𝓁𝓁𝒶𝓉𝒾ℴ𝓃”.
Top Secret = I found out about it browsing Lemmy.
Top secret = exactly where the last one was
Honestly, are you surprised that this administration can’t keep a secret?
It’s either Lemmy or War Thunder forums
War Thunder will have the blueprints.
And probably all that, because of a single nerd complaining that they used the wrong size of a rivet in a single location…
Führerbunker
Stocked with 1 luger and a single bullet?
I wouldn’t trust him not to miss tbh
If he’s really building a nuclear bunker, then it’s pretty much a confirmation that he’ll not be leaving office in 2028.
It’ll not be finished before 2027. There’s no way he’s building a bunker to potentially use within a maximum time frame of 2 years.
Not to mention it’s another sign that his administration is preparing for a war involving nuclear weapons. Which nobody but the USA is capable of igniting. So, yeah… Great times ahead.
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I’m sure Trump thinks that’s the plan. I saw to doubt it will come to anything because like much of his ideas they’re not really based on reality.
If he had any brains at all he would be doing all of this in the background, while being a semi-competent politician.
Trump also reportedly used the bunker during the 2020 George Floyd protests.
lol, coward
He claims he was just “inspecting” it.
Everyone else knows he probably pissed his diaper.
Vault Tec bullshit for the nuclear war he intends to create. Though the people saying its an epstein cave are probably onto something. Maybe he’s planning to make Maxwell the Pedophilia Czar.
You know what with this administration I can completely believe that this was supposed to be top secret.
Führerbunker?
Where da pizzagate people at?
Trump Isn’t Building a Ballroom - The Drey Dossier https://thedreydossier.substack.com/p/trump-isnt-building-a-ballroom
If you been believe these ten stupid made up things the rest is easy.
Keep in mind the comment I replied to.
A nice bunker for him and Eva.
Do any of bunker doors also lock from the outside? Asking for a friend.
Most of them will if you’re fast enough with a welder.
I can’t but think about that movie where a guy sells his house, but he actually built a secret apartment underground with access to the house and he creeps around.
Maybe that’s Trump’s plan: a secret house under the WH where he can live and hide with access to the WH because no matter what happens: it should be HIS!
What movie is that?
Hiding it because it’s a spoiler:
divulgâche
___The intruder (2019)












