And it would flood suddenly and unexpectedly, like in a flash!

Born on Europe on 1985. We never had a ban on phones (later “feature phones”). We couldn’t use them in class, same as the game boy, a comic or a Walkman.

Now schools force Chromebooks/ewaste with laughable restrictions.

“Trump’s new tax on the wealthy will help million of low income families”

That’s honestly the only Onion title I would fact check at this point.