Damn, this works against all my enemies. MAGA and Cincinnati Reds fans.
FUCK THE CARDINALS!
On that, we can agree!
Signed, a Pirates fan.
What about the innocent Red Sox fans?
you ain’t innocent, don’t front. only teams from your division anyone likes are the Jays and the Rays
— Unbiased nats fan (also in danger from these crows, but willing to switch to the alt caps in my profile pic)
Great idea. Crows can remember faces so when the magas boot off and attack the crow.
A grudge will be born
Worse they seen describe you to the others so multiple will know them.
Hope the birds stay safe
Crows are pretty good at the old peck’n’dodge, and pretty tough generally, especially when in a murder.
I think we could extend this training to seagulls, baiting the MAGA hats with French fries. Get started now to ruin the nazis’ summer.
That’s a cute jackdaw!
They need only leave if they use alts for vote manipulation.
Here’s the thing…
Not really fair to the crows.
One could argue this provides them better long term opportunities
Biz_dave is serving the country like a fine outstanding citizen.
Be like Biz_dave. 👍
I’m just a Phillies fan, I swear!!!
All the more reason
We’re the most losing team in sports history, haven’t we suffered enough?!? The Braves being in second place is a minor consolation
as a Canadian, I approve
They should use a MAGA hat as the bait hat so crows will know exactly what to look for
eh then for their content they would have to blur out the words to prevent free publicity. Easier to just use a blank so there is less video editing.
I believe they would be able to tell the difference, so yeah 👍
maybe OOP didn’t want to touch a real maga hat, and I can’t blame them
That’s fair 😆
My wife and I have been discussing training crows to go after ICE agents.
Discuss only. I swear.
You could train them not to trust men wearing hats and face masks. Then the crows will likely harass anyone who fits the description.
And suddenly it dawns on me why Ferrari’s F1 team don’t wear their usual red caps during US races…
Inb4 MAGA start legitimately believing that they are drones. Like, serious MTG and man-made hurricane level.
“Birds aren’t real” is already a thing
That’s more a joke, I mean real tweaker level stuff
“Flat Earth” started as a joke too
I am using Fedora btw
