Micromail! It doesn’t chafe! Made from Retribushium^® to protect your jewels!

I’m perfectly willing to accept pop tarts as ravioli, and both as dumplings, as long as we acknowledge that both are pies.

However, if we’re going to distinguish them, it probably has to come down to whether there’s fat in the dough.

It’s true that the avenues of escape are limited, and you don’t want to create a situation like Paradise in the Camp Fire where so many people died because the roads were too jammed to escape. But it seems like there are other ways to solve that problem, maybe an automatic emergency system for the traffic lights on PCH and Sunset, or even signage that would convert all but one lane to the same escape direction.

And then the NOPE! outta there

This confused me because “strewheel” doesn’t work as a search term and I wasn’t even sure how to pronounce it much less understand it. Until I reread your comment and used commonsense logic to figure out you must have misspelt “sternwheel” or “sternwheeler.” Which was still a word I don’t remember ever hearing, but it’s easy to look up. And I bet it’s findable somewhere in Mark Twain, but it’s been a generation since I’ve read him.

“You’re supposed to pay me for my girls, scumbag!”

Click on all the boxes that contain a VEHICLE

Jesus, guys, the rule is apparently just like the clitoris: FRONT AND CENTER BUT INVISIBLE!?!?

Guess what? If you accidentally break the rules, the mods will helpfully remove the comment and send you a polite reminder! You won’t even lose karma over it because there is no karma! At worst you’ll experience something women often do in real life: having your voice dismissed.

How can the 50 percent of new users who should be women find a private-only forum? Feel free to block, no hard feelings.

Im sure that’s just mechanical but it reads as something more painful and possibly deadly

I did this with my new daybed: tucked/taped the instructions, key and extra screwthingies under the mattress, so if it’s ever moved or sold they’ll be visible as soon as you take off the mattress to start.

“Dude, you could at least have wiped your ass first! Neiuuuggghhh!”

Starving horses try to still their hunger pangs by drinking water

Hey honey, let’s leave Linda to do the dishes while we go to bed.

Dammit Linda, where’d you put my keys this time?

I just want to add that it’s probably best for the victims that they remain nameless. They don’t need to be known or recognized for their terrible experience or repeatedly and unexpectedly reminded of it, even by people who only mean well. And especially by perverts who don’t.

That you, Yellowstone old buddy?

Twoallbeefpattiesspecialsaucelettucecheese picklesonionsonasesameseedbun

ONE. That’s how many cookies fit on that tray.

If you’re feeling generous you could break off some sections of your one cookie for your friends.

Plot Twist: there’s a ranger who’s a sneaky sneakerhead.

I prefer the image of each little kit tucked into a shoe bed for the night