Twoallbeefpattiesspecialsaucelettucecheese picklesonionsonasesameseedbun

ONE. That’s how many cookies fit on that tray.

If you’re feeling generous you could break off some sections of your one cookie for your friends.

Plot Twist: there’s a ranger who’s a sneaky sneakerhead.

I prefer the image of each little kit tucked into a shoe bed for the night

Plot Twist: there’s a ranger who’s a sneaky sneakerhead.

I prefer the image of each little kit tucked into a shoe bed for the night

I meant they aren’t sure why the fox (es) is(are) stealing shoes. But I believe you are correct, plus even a clean fox can do a person or pet damage with bites. And they don’t want to have to relocate or kill the 🦊

It’s a real story, also being run by The Independent if you can get past the ads.

Real fox or possibly foxes, people reacted to the warning by deliberately leaving out shoes, so second notice reminding folks it’s bad for foxes to spend too much time close to people. Why? No solid info.

Trying to think if I can cobble together 90 minutes a day that I’m NOT online…

Oh! Green, red, napa? Carry around a head and pull off a leaf at a time or bite into the whole thing? Or slice it into shreds?

I approve of cabbage but I’m not delighted with most of the recipes I’ve used. Got something really different? And please, my body can’t tolerate much capsaicin so don’t lean into heavy 🌶️. Other spicy spices are fine.

Not eating anything except local produce might get you winter scurvy in some places.

But you have a good sensible point about the billionaires.

If you can easily pass for part of a plant, it’s pretty darn effective. Especially if you live where most plants stay green all year. Except it doesn’t work on invasive ferrets, stoats, and rats who eat the eggs.

With a prehensile nose. And fangs. And smelly glands.

And yes, so tiny they would probably roll coal in a lifted truck

The only dick pix I want to see are dik-dik pix.

https://marybatessciencewriter.com/home/2015/08/03/the-creature-feature-10-fun-facts-about-the-dik-dik

How can you tell a male dik-dik from a female dik-dik?

Look for the dik-dik dick

How old-timey were you aiming? Because “it would be most wondrous” sounds more like Bill and Ted.

I was hoping you were correct, but I don’t think so.

Livestock dehorning -Wikipedia (EDIT: Use link provided by Parody in their reply)

Now I’m gonna feel like a heel when I drink from mine or trumpet with it (it has a screw-off tip/mouthpiece).

Although I guess I was already a heel because I assumed it was “aftermarket” (from cattle killed for beef) and I also eat beef.