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Stack overflow: I removed all ads via adblock from the network, now my girlfriend got mad because her google ads are missing.
That was me. Added PiHole at router level, broke her workflow (she works in advertisement).
Nothing to ad, I’m just here to dogpile on marketing majors
Nothing to ad
Got Milk?
I love dairy on its own merits, they didn’t need to install the DFA MKULTRA trigger word in me
No, but I’m hungry for apples.
My man!
You don’t know me
I’ve got nipples, Greg.
Has she considered upgrading to being unemployed. Or maybe becomming something at least slightly more morally sound like a prison guard or an ice agent.
Wait. Are you me? I have this same story.
Not sure. Did you do a lot of bad life decisions? Then I might be you
Nope! Not me. Phew.
But sorry for yours. Seriously.
“IF YOU LIKE PIŇA COLADA…”
Fun fact: I have a github repo with a whitelist for Google ads.
OK, that one sounds fair.
You can’t fix her, bro.
lemmy: “pointlessy gendered. btw, I use arch.”
Lemmy: STOP POSTING CENSORED SHIT
No I can’t. I don’t have a working mic.
Wow this image personally offends me let me go bitch on twitter, after all what else is that shithole used for.
/s
FUUCK
…and the commenter has 0 posts, 3,422 comments…
listen,
And at least 50% are REMOVE THE CENSORED SHIT WE ALL HATE IT
YOU CAN SAY C*S ON THE INTERNET!
Also reddit:
My gf didn’t close the tooth paste in the bathroom.
Reddit: Red flag, LEAVE HER
Today it’s the toothpaste, tomorrow it’s your neighbours penis
Could be worse… Could be wafflestomping
Lemmy: I have between 0 and 4 boyfriends on any given day, depending on their gender identity and whether you consider a ThinkPad running Arch a “boy”
Average Lemmy boy: I may or may not be a boy today
YTA: Can’t a man have a hobby collecting things these days?
fake. this implies that the poster took the time to figure out that the licenses belonged to missing women. everybody knows that AITA posters can’t do an ounce of work by themselves
Hey reddit AITA for coming you with serious relationship concerns instead of using my brain for 30 seconds?
Surely if it’s full of missing women’s driving licenses it’s not a sock drawer, it’s a missing women’s driving licenses drawer. Is the sort of reply I’d post if it were reddit.
“Surely they’re not missing, you’ve found them”.
The sock drawer thing was real and apparently he would steal the licenses of women he hooked up with as mementos.
You can fit both the socks and the missing women’s drivers’ licenses. Unless you’re really into collecting socks.
Youtube: The REAL reason I have a boyfriend and YOU DON’T (MUST WATCH)
Wikipedia: A boyfriend is a man who is a friend or acquaintance to the speaker, often specifying a regular male companion with whom a person is platonically, romantically or sexually involved.
[Citation needed]
Aside, but I hate that people say “my (F 21) boyfriend (M 53) prevents me” instead of “my boyfriend (M 53) prevents me (F 21)”
I don’t understand. “Prevents” is correct. But she said “forbids.”
I had a typo. Reread it. It’s the “my (gender age)” part that annoys me. “My boyfriend” is a person, “me” is a person, but “my” is not a person.
Pixelfed: [Photograph of tree-covered rolling hills under the afternoon sun with few, wispy clouds in the sky.]
It’s that… Is that the windows xp background?
Edit - my bad, it’s been a minute, forgot it didn’t have trees
Geocities/MySpace:
Boyfriends are a liberal lie
Husband bad
Boyfriend nonexistent
How do I get a GF on the Fediverse?
Download Linux, wait for programmer socks, become girlfriend.
Did that and all I’m getting is kernel panic.
4chan copypastas have more credibility than the average AITA post.
YTA for revealing his cross dressing spy identity!
