damn, ok ☹️
Congrats for the ok weinering.
Hey, remember, 5/10 isn’t bad, it’s average!
No the average is much much higher than 10 out of 10 all because of Caleb.
She rates dudes like I rate beer.
What’s your Caleb?
It can only be Guinness.
That’s fair.
Some of my other faves: 1698 (Shepherd Neame), King Goblin Imperial Ruby (Carlsberg), Old Peculiar (Theakston).
What’s your opinion on Coors Banquet?
Never had it, they don’t sell it where I’m from.
What about PB’s?
MY MAN
Alcohol Free Kozel
"The smiley face is when I go down on the guy.
The smiley face with lashes is when the guy goes down on me.
The circle is for when we have sex.
The circle with the X is for when I have an orgasm.
The house is when we do it inside
and the grass is for outside…"
So what’s the 💾 mean?
🤣🤣
The 3½" floppy disc icon means he has the most important thing, the thing women crave, the thing that drives all women crazy with lust: a vast and meticulously organised collection of fully working computers and consumer electronics from the 80s and 90s.
Obviously, that one’s a keeper. 😉
What, like in the back of a Volkswagen?
Damn Caleb, what’s your secret? Teach us your techniques!
As everyone has pointed out Caleb likely doesn’t have a big dick he just knows how to slowly build his erotic sensuality and authentic enthusiasm with proper cunnilingus.
Men overwhelmingly think women care about dick size, muscles, and cars than they actually do. That’s the secret to happiness homies. All that stuff does is get your attention from other men.
LESS GYM
EAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES
You’re making the exact same point I’m making further in the replies to this post. I’m blessed size wise, but I’m the cunnilingus master.
You know what I like about you? Your humility.
“Hi, I’m a potato seller. My customers rate me and my potatoes 5/5 but out of humility I promote them as mediocre and partly rotten.”
I’m good at one thing in my life, why should I downplay it.
(sighs in Zemnian) Nein.
🍆
Not entirely true. Size does matter, but also technique. My size is above the national average (Dutch) but the best (overwhelmingly positive) reviews I’ve got was for my cunnilingus techniques. A big dick is easier to pleasure with, but technique can reach a far higher level than just size can ever reach.
In the post the rating for Caleb is the only one (visible) exceeding 10, overwhelmingly, so Caleb did more than just having a big dick.
What are you talking about? I meant Caleb’s eggplant parm recipe.
Weirdo.
xD You got me.
Well now that I know you have a big cock too, wanna hang out?
Sure I’m into huge nerds
All hail Sam for participation award.
It’s unreasonable to expect everyone to be a Caleb but if you’re a Sam you need to start doing research and practicing.
I bet you so much money that Sam is cute enough that he does not have to worry about that.
My original thought was baby names not dudes she’s fucked 🤷
Two Matts on there. This is definitely about fucking.
Two Matt’s with the same score. Damn.
Possible Eskimo brothers
And the same emoji, and the score under Matt 1 matches Nathan, who is under Matt 2. And the emoji too. Almost looks like the phone was elongated, which would explain the weird artifacting too.
Don’t ever change 🥹
you can tell it’s not dudes she fucked because the scores are so high
Caleb is probably a wish that isn’t even going to happen with those numbers; better be more concerned about Ryan.
Can I have calebs phone number?! For a friend
It’s an eco-friendly alternative to a punch card customer loyalty program.
At least Ryan can get her off.
Yeah, but he’s no Caleb.
Dam im only a 6?
Best case : Oliver
Worse case : Sam.What about Caleb?
it’s implied she’s cheating, at least be the loved boyfriend instead of the best cheating partner. IDFK, it’s a meme.
I probably left out “if not caleb”
How do you know Oliver is the boyfriend? Is that what the magic emoji means?
8/10 for Oliver is just outrageous, unless you’re an 87-year-old woman.
Oliver Clothesoff
Thia makes me feel sick just looking at it 🫣
why?
Something about the Caleb entry when weighed up against everything else. If he’s that amazing, just stay with him! Guy taking the photo is cooked.
Then again, the whole thing is presumably fake, for the meme.
sometimes people can be a great sexual partner, but poor relationship material, maybe it’s something like that?
