I strongly disagree. He can be circumcised, again and again and again! A ocean safe alternative to calamari!
Hold up! We could end world hunger! Just like wood supplies, with a permanently lying pinocchio…
ok, i see the grotesque in there. but… that’s the worst cut off meat to serve, just skin and tendons…
Easier to reach than the rump. I guess the thigh would’ve been a better compromise.
I think the rump is less sensitive than the thigh. not once you are past the skin it makes no difference.
also, those are all tumours anyways, hopefully no teratomas,
The forearm can get quite meaty.
yhea, but not sure about that part.
I am a 300 lb lifter. I promise you there is a fuck ton of meat there.
I mean, yhea, but for the same pain you get much more, and less chewy meat from other parts
Bingo
Stem cells.
It would have cost you zero dollars not to say this
Ahh, but then how would have had this interaction!
same goes to you
Endless organ harvesting.
Mutants typically gain their powers at puberty. If he was circumcized as a baby would it regrow when he gets his powers? Or just heal stuff from that point forward? Or was wolverine unique in that he always had his healing powers?
He was born in a British colony long before circumcision would have been anything other than a religious rite.
Christianity was around before Britain so it would still be likely.
Christian circumcision wasn’t a thing back then, that didn’t start until the Kellog’s company sold the idea to christians alongside bland cereal to stop children from masturbating.
Edit: This is not a joke, this is actual documented history.
Questions wasnt about his history. It was a hypothetical.
Wolverine has a belly button but he has not regrown his umbilical cord
Technically untrue, it just doesn’t last. Similarly, he can have his ears pierced, but the jewelry will quickly be expelled or subsumed. 🥲
Now I’m imagining wolverine putting in loop earrings and his skin just grows overtop of them until it looks like flesh earrings
Don’t even start down the biomod rabbit hole that could’ve been.
Or, do, but please get someone fromWhat If… on the line, too. 🤪
You absolutely can circumcise Wolverine he just won’t stay that way for very long, if anything he’s the most circumcisable guy ever because you can do it over and over again
Logan’s foreskin is the new Schrödinger’s cat.
he’s both the most circumciseable and least circumciseable person
Reminds me of True Blood where one of the characters loses her virginity after becoming a vampire. So every time she wanted to have sex, she would have to painfully break her hymen all over again because it kept regrowing.
EDIT: It was Deborah Ann Woll’s character “Jessica Hamby”, so not a minor character.
Thx, but I didn’t want to know that…
On the contrary, wolverine can be circumcised infinitely
Sisyphus: thanks for the offer, but I’ll stick to the rock.
Good thing he’s not Jewish, the rabbi would still be…
Infinite kebab glitch
“Boss, he’s no longer regenerating… looks like he’s used up the last of his batteries to give us a little more Kebap.”
“Godspeed, soldier.”
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Prepuce
Just leaving this here, with the understanding that Jesus can magically heal people.
I could have gone at least three more days into the new year without having known about this.
Goddamnit.
Amen!
The man multiplied bread and fish, why not his own foreskin?
Why aren’t his earlobes and nose really long, given he’s over 200 years old, and a lot of old people have extra growth in their nose and ear cartilage? I’m sorry, but until this is addressed in comics, I just can’t believe Wolverine is real.
Because his healing factor gives him the body of someone in like their mid-30’s, not the body of a really old person that would have extra growth in their nose and ear cartilage?
Not sure about the ears, but he lost his nose for a while when his adamantium was removed. That probably reset its growth.
Easy, with his lifestyle his ears and nose are definitely younger than 200 years; he’s lost and had to regrow them several times both on paper and on screen.
By this logic Laura Kinney’s hymen gets broken every time she has sex.
Good thing theres no such thing as “breaking” a hymen.
Or would it be more like getting a haircut to him?
Most hair maxes out in length because of wear
If anything he can be circumcised repeatedly, surely?
Cassidy from The Preacher would like to have a word…
They already did…
… What about teeth?
… Does he just keep growing teeth?
If a man is freshly circumcised, and Wolverine quickly circumcises himself and then sticks his penis to the other man, would be become conjoined to the other person at the penis (as it heals)?
What effect would this have on the other person, if the blood from Wolverine’s boner now extends to the other person? Does he get regenerative powers too or only around his junk?
I dunno, I have a feeling Ken may be up for it.
Ken has no peepee tho
New lore unlocked: maybe this is why.
Dunno! But can I get one of these circumcises with wolverine please…
